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So I had a presentation at a colloquium the other day. My prof told me he'd never seen work that was so structured and consequential in its execution, and that it is so very German.

It was meant as a compliment.
Ze prezentation vas very efficient and over-engineered!
 
Considering joining a gym purely to use their swimming pool. It's a bit expensive considering I'll probably only go once a week, and they inist on extras like multi gym membership and personal trainer sessions. I'd hate a bloody personal trainer.
 
Come to think of it, I don't own any trainers
I just bought some new ones :D

As far as personal trainers go though, I wouldn't have one either. They all have their own prejudices and they all contradict each other, and they peddle really dubious ideas like women-can't-get-bulky-they-don't-have-enough-testosterone-blah-blah-blah (which is rubbish). Also, what they consider a warm-up is actually pretty brutal aerobics, and you really need to be already warmed up before you attempt it. Oh, and they will also try to give you completely impractical advice on nutrition.

Sorry, this isn't the rant thread ...
 
HAHAHAHA, that would be amazing. However, we are calling her 'Dana'.

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I hope everyone had a good weekend! If you need some haha's, make sure to check out some good prank calls on The Snow Plow Show: https://www.youtube.com/user/phonelosersshows and Dwight The Janitor: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiw7f2M8RXgp8OWZL4ZmzvA They can be hit and miss on some of their ideas though so you might want to check out Dwight's shorter prank calls for some good samples and Snow Plow Show's other channel, Phone Losers Of America: https://www.youtube.com/user/phonelosersofamerica
 
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