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[Collin]

It's not even 9am and a crazy guy has already accused me of stealing his car while I'm at work. Lovely start to my day.

 

[Magnus]

Go steal his car, if you got a spare minute.

 

[Collin]

Go steal his car, if you got a spare minute.

If his car was stolen, then how would I be able to steal it?

 

[Magnus]

If his car was stolen, then how would I be able to steal it?

Just do your best!

 

[Magnus]

 

[Collin]

Judging by the mental state of the person and how they were dressed, I would more than likely be stealing a Geometro that has been mended with duct tape.

 

[Diesel 11]

i'm sick as a dog.

 

[LooseCannon]

i'm sick as a dog.

What kind of dog?

 

[KidInTheDark666]

Bulldog?

 

[Diesel 11]

not sure.... what dog has a running nose and feels like his face is burning up? i'm that one.

 

[Edington]

i'm sick as a dog.

What's your story? Cat got ya tongue?

 

[Collin]

Chihuahua's tend to shiver a lot. Do you have a fever?

 

[Diesel 11]

I don’t know

 

[Black Wizard]

i'm sick as a dog.

What kind of dog?

#AllDogsAreBeautiful

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

My friend convinced me to come over to her house under the pretext of pizza and alcohol. There was no pizza and the alcohol consisted of a can of Dark Fruits and half a glass of Budweiser and Echo Falls

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

My friend convinced me to come over to her house under the pretext of pizza and alcohol. There was no pizza and the alcohol consisted of a can of Dark Fruits and half a glass of Budweiser and Echo Falls

The fact that you are on here tells me that she failed in her mission.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Hold on, beer and wine mixed together? What is this sorcery?

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Hold on, beer and wine mixed together? What is this sorcery?

They were seperate, thank god

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I'm glad. Mixing beer and wine is the sort of fuckery one only gets up to when theres a surplus.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

It sounds horrible to be honest