Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

I think plenty, but not unlimited.
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How the fuck is this even possible? And even worse, how did I lose every single bet I put to UCL matches (and to the championship winner)?
 
I was preparing a VAT return at work and I found an invoice dated December that hadn't been paid until March, but the payment terms were "strictly 7 days". "Blimey" I thought, "they'll really be in the poo over that one. At least if they want to use that supplier ever again. "

Then I noticed that the invoice they had paid 3 months late was for emptying the septic tank ... :facepalm:
 
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