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[Black Wizard]

Nice call, buddy. How about wank plank? Too nasty maybe.

That's a pirate thing. Time to wank the plank, me hearty. Shiver me timbers.

 

[John Silver]

Alrighty, not many fans of banks and planks apparently. Fair enough.

 

[John Silver]

That's a pirate thing. Time to wank the plank, me hearty. Shiver me timbers.

Wank crank? Ahh, too obvious perchance.

 

[John Silver]

That's a pirate thing. Time to wank the plank, me hearty. Shiver me timbers.

Aye, would it insult Alestorm fans then hmm.

 

[Collin]

Ya wack sack.

 

[Black Wizard]

Snow! The end is nigh.

 

[Edington]

Snow is forecast here for 10pm through 'til 3am. Wouldn't mind if it wasn't a week day, I don't want to drive in it.

 

[Black Wizard]

It's forecast here to last for another hour or so then stop for a while before returning at midnight until lunchtime tomorrow. My walk to work at 7am will be so much fun.

 

[Edington]

It's forecast here to last for another hour or so then stop for a while before returning at midnight until lunchtime tomorrow. My walk to work at 7am will be so much fun.

Whereabouts are you, if you don't mind my asking?

 

[Black Wizard]

Whereabouts are you, if you don't mind my asking?

Have a look at my profile, buddy.

 

[Edington]

I see.

 

[Saapanael]

Have a look at my profile, buddy.

It displays your current activity: reading.

I think "wank tank" would be better.

You'd better refrain from that, it'll show right up on your profile.

 

[Collin]

buddy.

Triggered.

 

[Night Prowler]

Now that I think of it. I also got called a Nazi when I was in Portland because I was driving a German car.
#KeepPortlandWeird

If only they knew you listen to Sabaton too.

 

[Diesel 11]

buddy hell, what happened here

 

[Collin]

buddy hell, what happened here

No idea, guy.

 

[Diesel 11]

No idea, guy.

If it keeps up I’ll have to stay out of this dread thread, muddy buddy.

 

[Collin]

If it keeps up I’ll have to stay out of this dread thread, muddy buddy.

Gotcha, odd sod.

 

[Diesel 11]

Gotcha, odd sod.

no prob, bob

 

[Edington]

They said there'd be snow last night, but instead it just kept on rainin'.