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[Black Wizard]

piece of our mind

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Well, Wetherspoons can't do their job properly. We decided to do that thing where you post your table number on Facebook then people on your friends list order you food. Well we got a few drinks and puddings from that through someone's friend, but then a waitress came over and delivered food to the wrong table, but because we were doing that thing we assumed it was ours and took it. Then of course the manager comes over and throws a paddy saying we've stolen food and shit, so we had to pay for it then fucked off. Do your job properly

Was good chicken tho

You won't be trying this next time then?
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=GotJEFM9RSwC&pg=PA174&lpg=PA174&dq="eating+cheaply"+poem+kit+wright&source=bl&ots=i-DcPDTnsa&sig=B2SGQrLXUQAuH0WpiKE9BCQ6CPg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjCsISVhqDeAhVBasAKHcaDBC4Q6AEwAHoECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q="eating cheaply" poem kit wright&f=false

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Beat me to it

You won't be trying this next time then?
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=GotJEFM9RSwC&pg=PA174&lpg=PA174&dq="eating+cheaply"+poem+kit+wright&source=bl&ots=i-DcPDTnsa&sig=B2SGQrLXUQAuH0WpiKE9BCQ6CPg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjCsISVhqDeAhVBasAKHcaDBC4Q6AEwAHoECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q="eating cheaply" poem kit wright&f=false

You don't know me

 

[Brigantium]

We wanted to go up and give them a piece of our mind but the friend organising it is military and said he was too disciplined to argue so we just paid and left, probably a wise idea tbh

For a second I thought you were going to say he called in an air strike.

 

[Diesel 11]

I was playing with a bot today and decided to have it rank every Maiden album in a tournament-style competition. Here are the results:

01. Somewhere In Time
02. Fear of the Dark
03. The Final Frontier
04. The Number of the Beast
05. Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
06. Virtual XI
07. A Matter of Life and Death
08. Iron Maiden
09. No Prayer For The Dying
10. Dance of Death
11. Piece of Mind
12. Brave New World
13. Killers
14. The Book of Souls
15. Powerslave
16. The X Factor

Am disgruntled. Here are my rough outlines of how everything came together:

Spoiler

TOTAL:
Iron Maiden
Killers
The Number of the Beast
Piece of Mind
Powerslave
Somewhere In Time
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
No Prayer For The Dying
Fear of the Dark
The X Factor
Virtual XI
Brave New World
Dance of Death
A Matter of Life and Death
The Final Frontier
The Book of Souls

ROUND 1:
Iron Maiden vs Killers - Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast vs Piece of Mind - The Number of the Beast
Powerslave vs Somewhere In Time - Somewhere In Time
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son vs No Prayer For The Dying - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Fear of the Dark vs The X Factor - Fear of the Dark
Virtual XI vs Brave New World - Virtual XI
Dance of Death vs A Matter of Life and Death - A Matter of Life and Death
The Final Frontier vs The Book of Souls - The Final Frontier

ROUND 2:
Iron Maiden vs The Number of the Beast - The Number of the Beast
Somewhere In Time vs Seventh Son of a Seventh Son - Somewhere In Time
Fear of the Dark vs Virtual XI - Fear of the Dark
A Matter of Life and Death vs The Final Frontier - The Final Frontier

ROUND 3:
The Number of the Beast vs Somewhere In Time - Somewhere In Time
Fear of the Dark vs The Final Frontier - Fear of the Dark

ROUND 4:
Somewhere In Time vs Fear of the Dark - Somewhere In Time

LOSERS OF ROUND 3:
The Number of the Beast vs The Final Frontier - The Final Frontier

LOSERS OF ROUND 2:
Iron Maiden vs Seventh Son of a Seventh Son - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Virtual XI vs A Matter of Life and Death - Virtual XI
PART II:
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son vs Virtual XI - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
LOSERS:
Iron Maiden vs A Matter of Life and Death - A Matter of Life and Death

(LOSERS OF ROUND 1) ROUND 1:
Killers vs Piece of Mind - Piece of Mind
Powerslave vs No Prayer For The Dying - No Prayer For The Dying
The X Factor vs Brave New World - Brave New World
Dance of Death vs The Book of Souls - Dance of Death

(LOSERS OF ROUND 1) ROUND 2:
Piece of Mind vs No Prayer For The Dying - No Prayer For The Dying
Brave New World vs Dance of Death - Dance of Death

(LOSERS OF ROUND 1) ROUND 3:
No Prayer For The Dying vs Dance of Death - No Prayer For The Dying

LOSERS OF ROUND 1 - ROUND 2:
Piece of Mind vs Brave New World - Piece of Mind

LOSERS OF ROUND 1 - ROUND 1:
Killers vs Powerslave - Killers
The X Factor vs The Book of Souls - The Book of Souls
PART II:
Killers vs The Book of Souls - Killers
LOSERS:
Powerslave vs The X Factor - Powerslave

 

[Mosh]

That’s the bot’s opinion?

 

[Wogmidget]

16. The X Factor

At least it got one thing correct

 

[Diesel 11]

That’s the bot’s opinion?

Yes. You type in, for example, Somewhere In Time | The X Factor and it selects one randomly.

At least it got one thing correct

The X doubt

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I was playing with a bot today and decided to have it rank every Maiden album in a tournament-style competition. Here are the results:

01. Somewhere In Time
02. Fear of the Dark
03. The Final Frontier
04. The Number of the Beast
05. Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
06. Virtual XI
07. A Matter of Life and Death
08. Iron Maiden
09. No Prayer For The Dying
10. Dance of Death
11. Piece of Mind
12. Brave New World
13. Killers
14. The Book of Souls
15. Powerslave
16. The X Factor

Can't say I agree with that.

 

[Black Wizard]

You really love games and rankings don't you Diesel?

 

[mihai]

In other news, I'm learning to play Dave's Powerslave solo, and like it twice as much now.

It's not that difficult, right? I'm currently struggling with H's version from Flight 666.

 

[Diesel 11]

You really love games and rankings don't you Diesel?

Took you this long to figure out?

 

[Black Wizard]

You'll grow out of that.

I got a new office mate today. She's now having a post-lunch nap at her desk.

 

[Night Prowler]

ISH?

 

[Brigantium]

I assume that was about hotness, and not 'Irish Sport Horse'?

 

[Black Wizard]

ISH?

I don't think so. She's Chinese and I'm not usually into Chinese girls. I'm such a filthy racist.

 

[Night Prowler]

I know what you mean. I have a friend who has a Chinese girl fetish and moved to China to pursue it. I only liked 2-3 of the 20+ girls whose pictures he's shown me.

 

[LooseCannon]

I don't think so. She's Chinese and I'm not usually into Chinese girls. I'm such a filthy racist.

I know someone who used to really be into Asian women, but now he isn't.

 

[Black Wizard]

What changed for him? Too many trips to Thailand?

 

[LooseCannon]

What changed for him? Too many trips to Thailand?

I'm told it's something like that.