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[Albie]

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Yeah, especially during training. "We don't want you to get killed out there you green fucks. So we'll go on and drown you."

 

[Saapanael]

The local grocery store has hired a pretty gal. I shall shop more often.

 

[Brigantium]

Hello, Mr Saapanael, that's another tin of soup, a bag of carrots, and another bunch of bananas. This is the....sixth....time you've been in here today.

 

[Deleted member 7164]

Also, that's a nice trench coat.

 

[Perun]

Are you the banana thief we've been looking for or are you just happy to see me?

 

[The Flash]

The local grocery store has hired a pretty gal. I shall shop more often.

Lucky. I pray to H for blessing me every time -not often- I see a pretty girl here.

 

[Perun]

Lucky. I pray to H for blessing me every time -not often- I see a pretty girl here.

Well, get your rear to Estonia, then! I hear they have enough pretty girls for everyone, provided we somehow reduce the world's population to 20, 000.

 

[The Flash]

Well, get your rear to Estonia, then! I hear they have enough pretty girls for everyone, provided we somehow reduce the world's population to 20, 000.

Pretty girls are aplenty in Turkey. It's just so happens that I live in a place where there's a shortage of them. My old hometown was spectacular in this regard.

 

[The Flash]

Nevermind the girls talk.

There are F16s flying over Ankara and Istanbul right now. Soldiers on the streets in downtown Ankara and Istanbul. All bridges in Istanbul closed to traffic. No idea what the fuck is going on.

 

[Forostar]

Bridges across the Bosporus blocked by tanks.

 

[Night Prowler]

https://twitter.com/MahirZeynalov/status/754037322031697924

 

[The Flash]

Complete chaos here right now. Nobody knows what the hell is happening.

F16s flying over the Parliament. Tanks and gendarmarie blocking the traffic on the Bosphorus. This has been going on for less than 1 hour, very recent news.

 

[Forostar]

F16s against a terror threat sounds a bit odd.

A coup?

 

[The Flash]

There are significant rumours that it might be a military coup. Holy shit man.

 

[Forostar]

If that were true this would certainly arouse mixed feelings. One part of me screams YES: away with Erdogan. The other hopes it won't be a violent coup.

 

[Perun]

Gunfire in Ankara, according to Reuters.

 

[The Flash]

I highly doubt it's a coup though. Just...Not likely at all. A huge terror attack maybe?

 

[Forostar]

https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/754038659150512128

*Unconfirmed* reports suggest eyewitnesses have seen policemen being disarmed by #Turkey Army personnel. Others say a terror alert.

 

[Forostar]

Here you go Flash:
https://twitter.com/parya12342/status/754037175713460224