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I've been eating like an animal recently and working out, measured myself for the first time in 3 weeks. 0 weight gain. Fucking zero. I'm so sick of it. I have to gain 10 kgs/20 pounds ASAP.
 
Opposite for me. I've been trying not to overeat so that I can lose some weight or at least keep it the same. Went to the gym yesterday for the first time in a month and measured myself... lost 100g :D Not much but due to the holiday food I expected some gain.
 
So why did the chicken cross the road?

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
 
This is completely INSANE!!! WARNING! Do not watch if you have a fear of heights and falling. It could give you some bad anxiety!

There are some crazy climbers out there. I've seen some of these videos a long time ago but just recently I watched many of them again. Makes for beautiful photography as well:

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TO EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT WISH TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE UPCOMING MAIDEN TOUR SETLIST
Everybody stay out of the tour thread. What is speculation to some, might be real for others. A setlist for the China concert has surfaced, and talk about it is not always that carefully. The list looks to be genuine at least for China, since it appears on an official government website.

The set can still change (for the rest of the tour), but it sure looks like this material is going be used for band rehearsals. Big chance a large portion of it, if not all, will we be played in your concert venue.
 
I already unwatched that thread.
Can that be done literally, with some kind of forum function? Or do you mean you had the thread watched, and then changed it back to normal?
I wouldn't mind a function to have it out of sight when browsing the Maiden Chat board. :D

(I never do watched thread: I use the "New Posts" button on top)
 
Threads on which you've posted automatically become Watched Threads. If it's already a Watched Thread for you, there's a button on the upper right of the thread called "Unwatch Thread". If you click on it, you won't receive updates from it.

Same goes the other way, if you want to receive post updates from a thread you haven't posted in, you can click on the Watch Thread button that appears in the same place.

There's no ignore thread option, you'd have to ignore the user completely to avoid seeing the thread. But not clicking on it would be fine, wouldn't it?
 
Thanks for the advices!

Still:

Not sure if that is correct Flash. Right now, for me, the upper right button in the tour thread is called "Watch Thread". What would that mean if it is already a Watched Thread (automatically).
 
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