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[LooseCannon]

So...I got paid today. I got paid for 3 days. I made about as much as I would have at my last job in 2 weeks.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

It's good to be the king, eh?

 

[bearfan]

So...I got paid today. I got paid for 3 days. I made about as much as I would have at my last job in 2 weeks.

Nice

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

A lecturer in mathematics at my old university asked her linear algebra students towards the end of a class:

- Any questions? About matrices? ... Or inverses? ... Or life?

 

[LooseCannon]

Nice

At least in takehome. I'll take home less for a full 2 weeks as a scale due to scaling taxes, but that's OK. I don't mind paying taxes.

 

[bearfan]

At least in takehome. I'll take home less for a full 2 weeks as a scale due to scaling taxes, but that's OK. I don't mind paying taxes.

I mind ... after a certain point

 

[Night Prowler]

So this leaked: http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Holy_Dragons/Dragon_Inferno/459432

Gotta download it just to hear Old School Space Battles and Panic In FBI

Also, more Cheesevivor please!

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

I just went to a really cool haunted house in an old factory...lots of walking, great set design, and a zip line from the top of a tower! But, the best part: at the end of the haunt you venture down into an entire maze/set/floor that looks like hell with demons and creatures running around, and they were blasting "Damien" by Iced Earth!!! I was so excited that I stopped being scared and rocked out in hell while IE played! So metal.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Lovely.

 

[Perun]

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

No.

 

[RTC]

 

[Ariana]

I've been given some of the dumbest trainees in the world.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

That's better.

I've been given some of the dumbest trainees in the world.

How so?

 

[Ariana]

After I have repeatedly pointed out the same mistake a dozen times and have taken care of just as many drills, some of my trainees keep making it again. And it's soooo simple, damn it! Things will get very entertaining when we get to the more complicated stuff.

 

[Perun]

After I have repeatedly pointed out the same mistake a dozen times and have taken care of just as many drills, some of my trainees keep making it again. And it's soooo simple, damn it! Things will get very entertaining when we get to the more complicated stuff.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Whoa. What kind of tasks are you trying to teach to them?

 

[Ariana]

One task only - writing in English.

Yep. Exactly.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

One task only - writing in English.

And this wasn't a prerequisite before hiring these people?

 

[Ariana]

Erm, it's complicated...