My family re-did their estate planning and are giving out some of the money early. I just received a large sum of money. More than I've ever made in a decade. More than my house is worth. The Rockfight project is now officially funded. 
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OH SNAP.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
My family re-did their estate planning and are giving out some of the money early. I just received a large sum of money. More than I've ever made in a decade. More than my house is worth. The Rockfight project is now officially funded.
Let there be rock!
So when do we get to try it out? 
So when do we get to try it out?
Friday.
**marks calendar**
**codes furiously because oops I screwed up and gave myself a f*!king deadline**
It just makes you work harder. 
Hard to make a family-friendly game about rock and roll ... after all, the term itself meant sex long before it meant music.
What do I do with Charlotte the Harlot in a family-friendly game?
What do I do with Charlotte the Harlot in a family-friendly game?
It's 'retro' which means it's not risque, if ever it was. Like music hall jokes. Some of them are filthy, but because they're old fashioned, nobody cares. Work it so it goes over the top of kids' heads.
The Aristocrats?
What?
Cornfed Hick
Ancient Mariner
The joke is that a family comes in to a talent agent's office, and starts performing a number of disgusting sexual acts on one another. Then the punchline is,
The talent agent asks, "what do you call this act?" Answer: "The Aristocrats!"
Each comic varies the sex act descriptions to his or her taste (or lack thereof). Gilbert Gottfried's description reaches epic proportions. Warning, this is EXTREMELY filthy and offensive.
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Perhaps not. I was thinking more of clever innuendo.
To pizza, or not to pizza. That is the question.
The Flash
Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
Isn't The Aristocrats joke's original intend saying as many disturbing/unspeakable things as possible and getting away with it because people want to hear the punchline? Filthy stuff going over someone's head would kill the joke's intention.
The answer is always 'pizza'.
MrKnickerbocker
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In my world, Tuesday is pizza day. So: definitely to pizza!
Travis The Dragon
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