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[MrKnickerbocker]

If they start playing The Fugitive, they'll have to make public service announcements throughout the festival to warn the non-Maiden fans lest their brains start to dribble from their ears.

 

[Perun]

 

[bearfan]

Now we know how the zombie outbreak will start. Thanks Maiden

 

[Black Wizard]

Stupid piece of shit ticket machines at train stations.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

I've reached the hallowed hall of likes! Thanks, folks!

 

[Perun]

You're welcome! You are quite a likeable character.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The Telenor Arena outside Oslo has seen very different things this week.

Monday; Rolling Stones.

Tonight: Miley Cyrus.

 

[Black Wizard]

Wooo! Miley!

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

You're welcome! You are quite a likeable character.

Aw, shucks!

The Telenor Arena outside Oslo has seen very different things this week.

Monday; Rolling Stones.

Tonight: Miley Cyrus.

I actually think those two would leave an arena in about the same level of debauchery.

 

[Wästed The Great]

I am gonna need a nap by the weekend. Home by 12:30am last night, up at 7am today, shoveled 6,000 lbs of rock and dirt, working til 11pm tonight.

All that and not a drop of rum.

...wait, that's a lie, I had rum last night around 12am

 

[Black Wizard]

Your life is just like Alestorm songs Wasted.

 

[Wästed The Great]

That's me, living the dream Alestorm song.

 

[Saapanael]

Two nights in a row the same fucking spider has been terrorising me and now he went under my bed. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

 

[bearfan]

Rolled up magazine?

 

[Night Prowler]

More like:

 

[Saapanael]

This is the worst side of summer: spiders. Dad took it out now, thankfully.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Bees are my worst enemy in the summer.

Make sure you do a lot of humping today! Unless you're in a different timezone and past that.

 

[Crimson Idol]

Make sure you do a lot of humping today!

 

[Moon Child]

This is the worst side of summer: spiders. Dad took it out now, thankfully.

I found a huge one in my basement recently and smashed the hell out of it. Another time, I was weeding and one just jumped out and it disappeared before I got a chance to kill it. Needless to say, I was done weeding for the rest of that day and I had spider anxiety...

 

[Wästed The Great]

You know, if you'd have let it bite you, you could have ended up with super powers....

Spiders don't bother me. They eat bugs, and that is fine with me. Gnats and Mosquitoes bug (no pun intended) the piss outta me. I hate getting all itchy. Damn annoying things.