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[TheSeventhSonRoberto]

anybody listen to Neil Tyson's podcast?

 

[Perun]

Good morning!

 

[Night Prowler]

Bad morning

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Just working my way through the first coffee of the day...

Goor morning, Per.

And a bad one to you, NP.

 

[Night Prowler]

I think I broke the bed.

 

[Perun]

I think I broke the bed.

 

[Night Prowler]

I wish. It just collapsed. Dunno if it's fixable, had to go to uni.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Beds aren't fixable. Best get something to replace it.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Another bed?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Another bed?

That would be where I'd start. After that, one might want to consider a table or something.

 

[Moon Child]

Good morning/afternoon all!

 

[LooseCannon]

Another bed?

No, @Night Prowler should just get the floor. It works for others.

My morning started off with me putting a ham in the slowcooker. This counts as a good start to the day.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Good luck!

http://www.storypick.com/4-minute-v...ation-shows-vast-dangerous-side-indian-ocean/

 

[LooseCannon]

50 cms of snow tomorrow.

 

[Night Prowler]

One whole side of the bed collapsed (nails out, wood dislocated). I voted for buying a new bed, grandpa wants to fix this one... he's trying now. Also, internet isn't working

 

[Black Wizard]

Precisely what I was thinking.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Did the bed just break while you were asleep in it NP?

 

[Night Prowler]

Nah, I just sat down normally, didn't jump on it or anything and it collapsed. However, grandpa fixed it, shouldn't collapse again. Though internet is still down

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I think there is more going on here than meets the eye.
You need to join the dots here: your bed, Gramps, the internet...

 

[Night Prowler]

I called the internet provider.
"Internet's not working blablabla"
"K, we'll see what's wrong, bye!"
5 seconds later it's back.