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[Perun]

The weirdest stuff I've seen on a pizza? Strawberries. AND chocolate.

No, that's called a 'cake'.

 

[Brigantium]

Chinese arrived. Faster than pizza, apparently.

 

[Black Wizard]

Chinese arrived. Faster than pizza, apparently.

The Chinese are known for their efficiency, but not the Italians.

 

[Perun]

Got my pizza now.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I'll have BBQ chicken and a pint of Trooper.

 

[Brigantium]

I really must get some Trooper one of these days.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I really must get some Trooper one of these days.

Yes, you must.

Spoiler

It's your destiny.

 

[Black Wizard]

The pizza has landed.

 

[Brigantium]

Your pizza is slow, Wiz. Does that mean they have lovingly prepared it and it's better quality than any of our meals?

 

[Night Prowler]

Beef, ham, mushrooms.

Cheese?

 

[Ariana]

I'm hungry. This conversation is killing me!

 

[Stardust]

My Chinese has arrived. Thank goodness for that! Hope it's good now, so that I didn't wait three hours for something that I can't eat.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Cheese?

Cheese is a given. I don't have any particular favourite cheese though.

 

[Perun]

My Chinese has arrived. Thank goodness for that! Hope it's good now, so that I didn't wait three hours for something that I can't eat.

You waited three hours.

 

[Night Prowler]

I only don't like Gorgonzola or similar cheese.

 

[Brigantium]

My Chinese has arrived. Thank goodness for that! Hope it's good now, so that I didn't wait three hours for something that I can't eat.

Three hours? Did you order it from my local Chinese?!

 

[Ariana]

It's a long way to China...

 

[Stardust]

Okay, it's worth the wait. It was really delicious!

 

[Perun]

They probably dug a hole through the centre of the Earth to get it to you. Which would, at least, explain why it's still warm.

 

[Ariana]

Or worm?