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[Night Prowler]

I slept for 13,5 hours

 

[Ariana]

Where was St. Nicholas from?

I haven't seen his birth certificate.

 

[Ariana]

Hmm...

http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefutable-proof-that-santa-is-odin/

 

[SixesAlltheway]

I'm convinced.

 

[Black Wizard]

Mind = blown

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

In other news, it's π day today.

Spoiler: Therefore:

 

[Black Wizard]

Oh yeah. How could I forget?

 

[Perun]

Hmm...

http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefutable-proof-that-santa-is-odin/

There you go, your daughter's question is answered.

 

[Ariana]

It doesn't get easier. This actually brings me to another question she asked earlier - what is a god?

 

[Forostar]

Hmm...

http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefutable-proof-that-santa-is-odin/

Sacrilege.

 

[Perun]

It doesn't get easier. This actually brings me to another question she asked earlier - what is a god?

That's easy. Show her this picture.

"Any questions?"

 

[Ariana]

I'll see if it works.

 

[Perun]

If it doesn't, try this.

And conclude your answer by saying "gods are big guys who shoot lightning out of their hands and chop people's heads off and get away with it."

Which pretty much sums it up anyway.

 

[Ariana]

Terrorists. Got it.

 

[Black Wizard]

Guys, come on. Show your daughter this Ariana:

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Guys, come on. Show your daughter this Ariana:

Hallelujah, brothers and sisters. Can I get an amen!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Which one is God?

 

[Ariana]

Guys, come on. Show your daughter this Ariana:

You're vastly underestimating us both, Wiz. I bet she knows more about this band than some board members.

 

[Black Wizard]

Which one is God?

That's the pantheon of Gods. The God of vocals, the God of drums, the God of throwing your guitar in the air etc.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

You're vastly underestimating us both, Wiz. I bet she knows more about this band than some board members.

I know, come one Wiz! There's only one God in that photograph...