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[Brigantium]

Anyways, I'm off to wash my hair.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Pony riding? Okay, that's too much, I'm out of here.

Lalalalalala ...

 

[Perun]

I'm sending the Moai on shore leave again over the holidays so he can visit his family on Easter Island. Looking for a replacement.

 

[Ariana]

Is it time for another Roman invasion yet?

 

[Perun]

I don't know, Romans are so 2012. Not that Caesar didn't do a good job, but still...

 

[Perun]

I think I found something.

 

[Ariana]

Oh, so Egypt is the latest fad.

 

[Perun]

Yes, I hope so.

 

[Black Wizard]

I don't know, that guy just doesn't look like Perun.

 

[Moon Child]

You noticed that too? Doesn't look very Moai anymore.

 

[Saapanael]

He's not Perun alright.

 

[Perun]

The Moai will be back in January. Poor guy needs a break, and I'm willing to give it to him. He misses his family. The substitute may be a bit cocky, but I think he'll do a good job.

 

[Moon Child]

I'm sure he'll do a fine job.

 

[Perun]

I just wish he'd shut up about Horus and Osiris and all that. I get it, he's of divine heritage, there's no reason to get all down about it.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Blood and red wine on the menu tonight?

 

[Perun]

No, that's for the one to succeed me. For you know, he is a man and a god.

Spoiler

And he will die too.

 

[Saapanael]

Today is a kind of a pointless day.

 

[Ariana]

Here's a point - .

 

[Brigantium]

They've been studying us...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...-to-self-consciousness-epidemic-2013042666810

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

That's awesome.