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[mckindog]

Out of the darkness...
Brighter than a thousand suns!!!!!!!

 

[Brigantium]

Pharaoh my ass. That's a fucking pokey hat.

It's the crowns of Upper and Lower Egypt combined.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Right...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

It's the crowns of Upper and Lower Egypt combined.

But who was the swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt?

 

[mckindog]

Making chicken enchiladas with mango salsa

 

[Perun]

Right...

You do not appear convinced.

 

[mckindog]

But who was the swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt?

Cried?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

You called?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Cried?

Wrong. Try again.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Ask Pokeyhat, he might know...

 

[Perun]

Click on the link I posted or listen to Brigs.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Look Pokeyhat, I ain't interested in your link.

 

[Perun]

Yeah, too many words, not enough boldfacing, just a few pictures, I get you're not interested.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

But who was the swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, among many other unpleasant things? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to refer to Wikipedia for this one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

I'll leave it to the Pharaoh to discuss the historical accuracy of the story. Good night!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

We're not in Egypt & your sharp words have no power over me here, Pharaoh...

 

[Perun]

No, but we're on an internet forum where I happen to be a moderator. So if I want you to obey me as a Pharaoh, you may want to consider doing that.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Can I continue to call you Pokeyhat & use boldface at my leisure?

 

[Perun]

No, and, whatever you like.

 

[Saapanael]

I just thought: there's 4-5 Maiden guys constantly moving and running around the stage so how come they never step on each others' guitar wires accidentally, causing the wire to come out of the guitar?

 

[mckindog]

Braveheart versus the one who is a man and a god.
Gotta get me some popcorn.