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[Ariana]

Stylistic intricacies? I need coffee first.

 

[Perun]

Take your time, I won't get to revisit the paper till afternoon.

 

[Perun]

And good morning, by the way.

 

[Ariana]

Good morning to you too. Although it seems you've been awake for quite some time now.

 

[Perun]

Two hours. Needed to do the laundry before I head for class. And I'm spilling kiwi juice all over my desk.

 

[Ariana]

I guess it gives a nice decorative touch.

 

[Perun]

Eh. I prefer something less fluid.

 

[Ariana]

Give it some time.

 

[Perun]

It would probably attract new pets, too.

 

[Ariana]

Yeah, that's a bonus.

 

[Perun]

I'm actually running late for class.

 

[Ariana]

Get your ass out of here then!

 

[Perun]

Just made it in time, but missed an essential coffee.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hate missing coffee!!

I got mine, I'll have a cup for you.

 

[mckindog]

I have not had my morning coffee since August.
Some days I miss it. Most days I don't.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

I am currently having my morning coffee. Good morning all!

 

[Moon Child]

I've had my coffee and Im still in the process of waking up.

 

[bearfan]

A little late but

Eventually, the harbouring of members of the terrorist organisation Al Qaeda, including its leader, Osama bin Laden, broke the Taliban's back, making them the primary target of Western reaction following the terrorist attacks of 11. September 2001.

"the harbouring (harboring in US English) of members" seems a little clumsy. I would drop the "the". Also, it seems like a run on sentence. I would stop at "back" and start a new one with Making, but reword like "As a result, this made.

 

[Wästed The Great]

The English language. So many rules, so broken by it's native speakers.

Tomorrow is the day that the company goes over the proposals for the Infrastructure Upgrade....

 

[bearfan]

It is really hard to keep track. I was lucky when I started college, I had two teachers who showed me how to write good papers. But that was some time ago and I have gotten lazy and fallen into internet habits of writing.