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[Raven]

You know... There is a Youtube thread...

...which no-one uses.  And, may I remind you, this is the Madness forum.  Don't try to tell me you can apply rules here!

 

[Hunlord]

...which no-one uses.  And, may I remind you, this is the Madness forum.  Don't try to tell me you can apply rules here!

Plus I don't like this story. 

 

[Raven]

Plus I don't like this story. 

Agreed.  Let's move on to a new fad.

 

[Hunlord]

Transformers! They're more than meets the eyes and a great fad.

 

[Raven]

Re: The Last Word

'Enter' is the name of a pretty good song from Within Temptation. Yes, lame attempt at getting the Last Word. 

Whereas the title of their latest single sums up my thoughts towards this band entirely.  I never really listened to WT for even halfway-decent guitar work, but that's no excuse to pull a Lacuna Coil.  Bleh.

 

[Raven]

Transformers! They're more than meets the eyes and a great fad.

I thought fads were supposed to die out...you still seem quite passionate about the auld Autobots.

 

[Hunlord]

I'll fad you.

 

[____no5]

cook : -Tomorrow I start Spanish bull taming lessons.  I will decide whether I am number two, five or six. I will then put up with sharpened jackknives, conveniently, for my restaurant's bulls. Menu items are: Raging Bull, Tigers' Stripes, Cattle Decapitation, Fillet of haggis, Celtic pies filled with cookies, Scandinavian Swede pepper and salt.

Bartender: -Hey Shadow, take my pie and Sneaky

cow : -meeeeeeeeebangdrumcrashBOOM

(Shadow has the pie in his face and the cow from Sneaky's avatar crashes the restaurant's wall, and below is what the remainings of the cow formed in the wall as painting) :

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(Now in the door stands Blaze Bayley and Janick Gers)

cook : -Como Estais Amigo

Blaze : -Hey Janick nice...

 

[Raven]

I'll fad you.

Work it up your Khaybar Pass.

 

[Hunlord]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

[____no5]

cook : -Tomorrow I start Spanish bull taming lessons.  I will decide whether I am number two, five or six. I will then put up with sharpened jackknives, conveniently, for my restaurant's bulls. Menu items are: Raging Bull, Tigers' Stripes, Cattle Decapitation, Fillet of haggis, Celtic pies filled with cookies, Scandinavian Swede pepper and salt.

Bartender: -Hey Shadow, take my pie and Sneaky

cow : -meeeeeeeeebangdrumcrashBOOM

(Shadow has the pie in his face and the cow from Sneaky's avatar crashes the restaurant's wall, and below is what the remainings of the cow formed in the wall as painting) :

                                                                                  ''' 
RRRRR  OOOO    CCCCC    K    K          NN          N                RRRRR  OOOO    L          L
R      R  O    O    C            K    K            N  N        N                R      R  O    O    L          L
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R      R  OOOO    CCCCC    K    K          N          NN                R      R  OOOO    LLLLL  LLLLL

(Now in the door stands Blaze Bayley and Janick Gers)

cook : -Como Estais Amigo

Blaze : -Hey Janick nice title...

 

[Raven]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

No, although I am one-eighth Cockney.

 

[____no5]

Rebel ? 

cook : -Tomorrow I start Spanish bull taming lessons.  I will decide whether I am number two, five or six. I will then put up with sharpened jackknives, conveniently, for my restaurant's bulls. Menu items are: Raging Bull, Tigers' Stripes, Cattle Decapitation, Fillet of haggis, Celtic pies filled with cookies, Scandinavian Swede pepper and salt.

Bartender: -Hey Shadow, take my pie and Sneaky

cow : -meeeeeeeeebangdrumcrashBOOM

(Shadow has the pie in his face and the cow from Sneaky's avatar crashes the restaurant's wall, and below is what the remainings of the cow formed in the wall as painting) :

                                                                                  ''' 
RRRRR  OOOO    CCCCC    K    K          NN          N                RRRRR  OOOO    L          L
R      R  O    O    C            K    K            N  N        N                R      R  O    O    L          L
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R      R  OOOO    CCCCC    K    K          N          NN                R      R  OOOO    LLLLL  LLLLL

(Now in the door stands Blaze Bayley and Janick Gers)

cook : -Como Estais Amigo

Blaze : -Hey Janick nice title this...

 

[Albie]

No, although I am one-eighth Cockney.

And there was me thinking you were all Irish.

One-eighth Cockney, almost as much as me.

Edit: The story has lost interest somewhat. Shame, as it did move the thread along a bit. However - all that is really needed is to post complete and utter crap. The first thing that comes to mind - anything.

That would move it along also.

 

[____no5]

- What did he said ?
- I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers"
- Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers ?
- Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

 

[Albie]

- Stop picking your nose
- I wasn't picking my nose, I was scratching it.

 

[____no5]

- Have I got a big nose, Mum?
- Stop thinking about sex!
- I wasn't!
- You're always on about it. Morning, noon, and night. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"

 

[Onhell]

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

LOL, you get a praise from me. Any Fight Club refrence is cool in my book... not that it will do you any good though

 

[Albie]

- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

You have to admit __no5, that is one of the greats in film history.

 

[____no5]

LOL, you get a praise from me. Any Fight Club refrence is cool in my book... not that it will do you any good though

LOL
in deed Onhell, I was very happy with my new rating (¬5)
but not big deal I'll piss off someone tommorow and will have my kick back 
thanks anyway !!

- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

You have to admit __no5, that is one of the greats in film history.

I admit it !