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Re: The Last Word

PART III. A true story.

Dramatis personae:
SMX, a baker (as in, working in a bakery).
Julie, the bakery owner.
Greg, the dishwasher.

SMX has just baked a batch of scones. Sadly, he screwed up the recipe, and they turn out horrible. Upon sampling one and discovering this...

SMX: Ugh! These are horrible!

Julie: Yecch! You're right! They're the worst scones I've ever tasted!

SMX: They're an abomination!

Julie: They should be taken outside and shot.

SMX: Hey Greg, try a scone.

Greg: No way. You both just said they're horrible.

Julie: Come on Greg, you have to try this.

SMX: Seriously man, it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Greg: No. I don't want to taste something awful.

SMX: Really, you have to taste these. They're mind-boggling.

Julie: Yeah, be a man. You can handle it. Taste one.

Greg: Hell no.

SMX and Julie continue to nag Greg for five minutes until he finally tries a scone...

Greg: Holy fucking shit, these are disgusting!

SMX and Julie: You dumb fuck, we told you they were horrible.
 
Reg quotes

'Now, look here, Brian; there's not one of us who would not willingly give his life to rid this country of the Romans!'
'*ahem* Uhhh, Reg?'
'Ohh, yes...well, there is one...but apart from that, we're solid!'

'From now on, you will be called Brian that is called Brian!'

'Yes, but what Jesus doesn't seem to understand is that it's the meek that are the problem!'

'Reg will not be joining us on any terrorist activity, as he has a bad back'
'Aren't you coming with us, Reg?'
'Solidarity, brother!'
'Oh, right...solidarity, Reg...'

:D
 
Raven said:
Reg quotes
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'I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?'
 
Re: The Last Word

Raven said:
Whereas the title of their latest single sums up my thoughts towards this band entirely.  I never really listened to WT for even halfway-decent guitar work, but that's no excuse to pull a Lacuna Coil.  Bleh.
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Me neither. And yes, after hearing that emo/mainstream garbage I think I can give WT up for lost.
 
life of Brian said:
Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth?
Brian: You sanctimonious bastards!
Centurion: I have an order for his release!
Brian: You stupid bastards!
Stan: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Brian: What?
Stan: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Centurion: Take him down!
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____no5 : I'm Brian of Nazareth
 
Re: The Last Word

That Swedish video was just great! Anyone who doesn't understand, this is roughly what he's saying all the time (in Swedish it rhymes of course): If you want to be my wife, I'll take you here and now, but if you cannot, you'll haveto  take another man.

The primitivity of it all... :lol:
 
Re: The Last Word

SinisterMinisterX said:
PART III. A true story.

Dramatis personae:
SMX, a baker (as in, working in a bakery).
Julie, the bakery owner.
Greg, the dishwasher.

SMX has just baked a batch of scones. Sadly, he screwed up the recipe, and they turn out horrible. Upon sampling one and discovering this...

SMX: Ugh! These are horrible!

Julie: Yecch! You're right! They're the worst scones I've ever tasted!

SMX: They're an abomination!

Julie: They should be taken outside and shot.

SMX: Hey Greg, try a scone.

Greg: No way. You both just said they're horrible.

Julie: Come on Greg, you have to try this.

SMX: Seriously man, it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Greg: No. I don't want to taste something awful.

SMX: Really, you have to taste these. They're mind-boggling.

Julie: Yeah, be a man. You can handle it. Taste one.

Greg: Hell no.

SMX and Julie continue to nag Greg for five minutes until he finally tries a scone...

Greg: Holy fucking shit, these are disgusting!

SMX and Julie: You dumb fuck, we told you they were horrible.
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Make Greg do more crazy stuff... like wear women's clothing to work or sing in a girlish voice and then tape it and show it here.

Black Dragon said:
2 BR00THUL!
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I can't believe I actually watched that.
 
you know me, my name is number5 I'm living on the other side of Atlantic

but if you want to know me better, I'll tell you; I am Brian
 
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