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[Ariana]

It's just a... 'bad-hair' day for my brain.

 

[Moon Child]

I'm pretty sure I've had those days before...

 

[Perun]

Shows what I know. It probably doesn't seem that way to you because you deal with stuff like that a lot, don't you?

Pff, I hardly knew anything about this stuff half a year ago. You have to be pretty insane to even start with it. But yeah, I get a lot of literature lists like that, and I have to work myself through them quickly. It's what I do.

 

[Moon Child]

Well, you must be good at what you do to get through lists like that.

 

[Perun]

It's just a... 'bad-hair' day for my brain.

A bad brain day. I keep having those. How about a brain teaser to warm you up?

If Adrian Smith is and is not, is he created or uncreated?

 

[Perun]

Well, you must be good at what you do to get through lists like that.

That's for my prof to decide.

 

[Ariana]

If Adrian Smith is and is not, is he created or uncreated?

Adrian Smith always is and will be. Thus, he is uncreated because he's always existed. Even before the beginning of time.

 

[Perun]

But if time began at some point, what was before that?

 

[Ariana]

But if time began at some point, what was before that?

Duh! Adrian Smith, of course.

 

[Perun]

I actually expected that answer.

 

[Ariana]

Because you asked a simple question.

 

[Moon Child]

It's the only true and rightful answer. Any other answer would be wrong.

 

[Ariana]

Well, technically speaking, there are no wrong answers. There are just answers to another question.
Never mind, I'm stupid today.

 

[Moon Child]

 

[Ariana]

What?

 

[Moon Child]

My brain can't comprehend that sort of talk this late.

 

[Perun]

My mate keeps showing me these videos, and I'm on a diet.

 

[Ariana]

Ew! This looks like something that could immediately put me on a diet! That's disgusting!

 

[Perun]

Yeah, last night that mate and myself kept talking about that stuff, while all the girls pretty much reacted the same way you just did. He's into American Football, and the true friend I am, I promised him I'd watch this year's Superbowl with him because nobody else is. We decided to have chicken wings with bacon strips then.

 

[Ariana]

Oh my, you are a good friend indeed.