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[Mosh]

Again I sit with my guitar to complete my first composition and come up with too many stuff and fail to arrange. I didn't believe when musicians said that coming up with melodies was the easy part, turns out they were right.

Hundreds of material and 0 songs. Drives me nuts.

Weird, I'm the opposite. It takes a bit of effort for me to come up with a good melody but once I have that I'm able to have the basis for an entire song within a couple days.

 

[Cornfed Hick]

Recalling Flash's earlier posts about his unrequited love, is it really all that surprising he's having dreams of his prick being torn to shreds? I'm no psychiatrist, but this seems rather obvious... The only thing that would be more obvious is if the dream were of THAT GIRL repeatedly kicking Flash "in the ding-ding" -- see vid below.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

 

[Wästed The Great]

I hear that's typical for the elderly.

Oh, aren't we just so funny?!?

 

[Cornfed Hick]

So Perun thinks he's Caesar now?? Well, two can play that game.

I am now Dominus Noster CornfedHick Maximus. Bow before me.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hahahaha!!

 

[Deleted member 7164]

Roman theme it is.

 

[Moon Child]

I like mine too much to change it. I'm going against the crowd! I'm a rebel!

 

[Mosh]

Stevie won't remove his hat until the 26th

 

[Travis The Dragon]

 

[Perun]

Cornfed: In hoc signo vici?

Zare: If Cicero wouldn't suck, why is he dead now?


And for all others: This should probably go to drunk posting, but whatever. This is the only thread here now anyway.

And I'll put it this way: I am completely sure that all American and Bulgarian ladies posting here are awesome. That's what my experience tells me anyway. Same goes for all Austrian/Swedish/Mexican girls (Natters, where are you?). Therefore, with great hesitation, I post the following conclusion of this evening.

Spoiler

Women.

Especially...

Spoiler

Persian women.

 

[Moon Child]

And I'll put it this way: I am completely sure that all American and Bulgarian ladies posting here are awesome. That's what my experience tells me anyway.

I'd say you're very correct with that statement.

I trust that your party went well? ....I hope?

 

[Cornfed Hick]

Cornfed: In hoc signo vici?

In hoc signo vinces

 

[Ariana]

Geez, I wake up and I'm suddenly in a museum - surrounded by statues.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I wake up and suddenly I'm in my kitchen, boiling an egg and making coffee

 

[Ariana]

The neighbours are listening to Gangnam Style. Vade retro, Satana!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The neighbours are listening to Gangnam Style. Vade retro, Satana!

Your response should be to play Slayer.

 

[Ariana]

In fact, that's just what I did. I played Seasons in the Abyss but ten minutes later I realised I was just tormenting myself and stopped it. But this is funny, isn't it? Every time a person feels others deserve to be punished, Slayer's the first thing that comes to mind.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Because playing Slayer is an excellent way to express anger

 

[Ariana]

Yeah, like they're the ultimate rage tool.