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Perun said:
I have made a mistake. I went to the hairdresser's today and asked if she could save it. The best she could do was trim it to 3mm. I look like a skinhead now, and I'm going to a Turkish wedding on Friday. I better write my will.
Oh, man... Maybe get that 'spray on hair'?
national acrobat
Ancient Mariner
Mega said:
I have to concur with LC here and respectably say "Bollocks!" to that. I watched Once Upon a Time In the West again recently, and there aren't many better ways to spend 3 hours.
Mega said:
How old are you again?
Perun said:
Two words for you:
Fake. Leukemia.
Mega said:18, you condescending fuck
But you're right, the main reason I don't like this genre is because it's way to slow.
The first 45 minutes of the film feel like the exposition.
I even thought TGTBATU, which I liked, was way too long.
Well, at least you're not a kid
And I can be as condescending as I like. I'm a mod 
national acrobat
Ancient Mariner
How about Carry On Cowboy?
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
LooseCannon said:
... and get a sympathy shag?
national acrobat said:
Wouldn't it be more efficient (although less correct, but after all this is the madness thread) to write "bollox"? By the way, I agree that it is bollocks/bollox.
No, the leukemia lets him not get murdered for looking like a Neo-Nazi thug at a Turkish wedding.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Mega
Ancient Mariner
Just finished MGS4.
Great story (GREAT story) but man is it long. 16 hours of play, maybe 5 of those were actual gameplay. ALOT of talking, and some of it was a bit forced, but overall great game.
Now that I'm finally done with the MGS series, I can move on with my life!
Great story (GREAT story) but man is it long. 16 hours of play, maybe 5 of those were actual gameplay. ALOT of talking, and some of it was a bit forced, but overall great game.
Now that I'm finally done with the MGS series, I can move on with my life!
Mega said:
That's LONG?!
If I get under 100 hrs of play from a game nowadays, I feel brutally cheated.
I don't get why games spend so much time on the stories nowadays. I liked it a ton better when you turned on the machine, pressed start and then played the game. Now modern games rarely intrest me because by the time they get done with the intro cutscene, I'm ready to do something else. I got epic mickey and still havn't played it yet because cutscene,again, was too long and by the time it was over I was ready for bed. Someone once asked me if I looked for Gameplay or Story in video games and I was completely surprise that someone would play a video game for a story. That just doesn't make sense at all. It is called a video GAME. And the stories rarely intrest me anyway. One of the biggest dissapointments of Super Mario Sunshine (for me) was there was WAYYYYY too much talking. That nozzle thing has the most annoying voice and it spends a good 10 minutes explaining that it shoots water out of it's nozzle.Mega said:
The Bottom line is, if I want a good story I will watch a movie. No, scratch that, I will read a book. That is why you won't see me playing "Dantes Inferno" anytime soon.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
LooseCannon said:
... and maybe gets him a sympathy shag.