I'm telling you.
For all those who have no idea what we're talking about: While waiting for the Heaven and Hell gig at Wacken in 2009, I was fortunate to stand three or four lines up front, but unfortunate enough to stand right behind two of the dumbest audience members I ever witnessed: A girl who spoke English with a North American accent and a guy who spoke with a German one. And they both were talking quite loudly to each other:
Girl: Dio is god!
Guy: No, Tommy Iommi is god!
Girl: But Dio IS god! And I'm so excited to see him!
Guy: So am I.
Girl: And Dio is GOD!
Guy: No, Tommy Iommi is god!
This started during the Running Wild gig, and I am not kidding or exaggarating, it went on like this for bloody one and a half hours. Finally, I simply couldn't take it anymore, turned around to them and said:
"First of all, you've been having this exact conversation for over an hour. Second, the bloke's name is TONY Iommi [I got applause for that one from some other guys] and third, why don't you agree that they're both god and just shut up?"
Talk about two bewildered faces that I looked into. Thankfully, the gig started just a few minutes later.