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Perun said:
So, for the past two weeks, there was this really hot chick wandering about the museum offices where I work. The staff is a tad too big to keep up to date with everything all the time, so I kept wondering "who is she, where does she come from, where is she going?". I haven't managed to strike up a conversation till yesterday.
"Strike" is actually a pretty good word. Strike one was when I overheard a conversation between her someone else- and that other person explained to her what Ramadan is (note: This is the Museum for Islamic Art). Strike two came half an hour later. I was on my way down the hallway, passing by the copying machine.

She: Uh, do you know how this thing works?
Me: (eyeing a standard model copying machine. You know, the type that has a big round glowing green button saying "start" next to it) Is it turned on?
She: They got one upstairs but you need to enter a code or something. I don't have a code. Do you know if it's the same here?
Me: Let's see...
I press the big round glowing green button saying "start" next to it. The machine turns on and displays the main menu.
She: Oh.

With so little in her pretty head, I don't think it will be hard to score.
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Mhahahaha! :)

Kinda late reaction, but I can't stress enough how funny to read these Perun writings are!  :ok:
 
I guess is how he filters things. The other day I was impressed by how nicely he points to us old topics plus his comments on them.
 
It's also his writing style:

I mean, this ->
Perun said:
Me: (eyeing a standard model copying machine. You know, the type that has a big round glowing green button saying "start" next to it) Is it turned on?
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<-  is just brilliant!

Per, if you ever will write a novel or autobiography, do it first person, please!  :)
 
The way he describes his thoughts, I find that done very well, and I guess that comes out best, when done first person. Just my idea. ;)
 
see ya on the dub side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HK3oE6fRD0
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Aww, thanks, guys. Glad to see my anecdotes are as entertaining to you as they... are to me.  :blush:  Rest assured I'll let you know if I ever write a story. ;)
 
LooseCannon said:
Disney's Aladdin.

I was like 8 when it came out - I still know the movie line for line.
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A great classic that can be enjoyed by all ages. Robin Williams always cracks me up.
I wish there was a way to center the picture under my bootleg banner. I tried the center tag, but it moves it too far to the right.
 
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