There’s something kind of cool and subversive about System Of A Down, but Serj Tankian completely loses me when he puts on the clown suit and goes bonkers. When he’s a little more restrained and focusing on rhythm and harmony, like in the last couple of “Hollywood” tracks, I think the whole package works a lot better. When he goes psycho and starts blathering into the microphone I just want to turn him off. The Skid Row album only has a few great songs and a lot of filler, but it never makes me want to rip out my headphones and run away. Sorry,
@Saapanael .
Winner: Skid Row
Corrosion Of Conformity is like a B-list mix of
Ride The Lightning and
Garage Days Re-Revisited, but slower and with some other spices mixed in. It never strays too far from its inspirations, but it’s enjoyable enough for what it is. This Death album isn’t as good as
The Sound Of Perseverance, and it’s a bit more grating in places, so I’ll go with
@Shmoolikipod ’s choice here.
Winner: Corrosion Of Conformity
Nuclear Assault’s singer sounds like the bastard child of Lemmy and Geddy Lee, or at least that’s how it struck me on the higher notes. The production stinks, and I’m not sure the band can actually keep time correctly at really fast tempos, but what they did do was bowl me over with a heaping helping of very solid thrash. “Hang The Pope” was the only dud in the mix. As much as I like Living Colour,
Vivid has more filler than
Game Over, and it shoves at least 75% less metal up my ass. Gotta go with
@Magnus ‘s pick here.
Winner: Nuclear Assault
I’m a big fan of Skyclad, especially from
Prince Of The Poverty Line onward (I actually nominated
The Answer Machine? for the GMAC, which may be up against Danzig in the next league), but I’d never gotten around to listening to Martin Walkyier’s earlier band Sabbat. While this is pretty raw, it’s also pretty strong thrash, and Walkyier’s lyrics continue to be a high point (though there are nowhere near as many puns as with Skyclad). I also like the softer elements that get mixed in occasionally. Meanwhile, Ape Rant offers up what feels like a lifetime’s worth of knuckle-dragging, drunken frat boy “I bet this will
really annoy my parents” sonic diarrhea, with occasional moments that suck a bit less. I would be tempted to vote for 60 minutes of white noise rather than voting for Pantera, but in this case I can actually feel good about the Sabbat album I’m voting for. Good call again,
@Magnus .
Winner: Sabbat