Defenders Of The Faith has some cool songs on it for sure. “Freewheel Burning”, “The Sentinel”, and “Night Comes Down” are all pretty great, and there’s a solid second tier of “Jawbreaker”, “Eat Me Alive”, and “Some Heads Are Gonna Roll”. The instrumental parts of “Rock Hard Ride Free” are also pretty nice even if most of the vocal parts aren’t. But that still leaves a couple of filler tracks, and even the second tier songs on this album aren’t quite as strong as people often make them out to be. When compared against the all killer, no filler wall of
Dirt, the decision here should be obvious. Sorry, Dr. Kollatyndog Fordjeddie’s Saapoontangman, but your second cousin on
@Collin ’s side Colliesel FTBantamaticoftheJerwickarus 10.857’s nominee came to snuff your rooster.
Winner: Alice In Chains
Rust In Peace has 6 stone cold metal masterpieces on it — “Holy Wars...The Punishment Due”, “Hangar 18”, “Five Magics”, “Lucretia”, “Tornado Of Souls”, and “Rust In Peace...Polaris”. But then it also has the not-so-great “Take No Prisoners” and “Poison Was The Cure”, and the pure filler track “Dawn Patrol”. It’s also got excessively dry production from Megadeth trying to chase Metallica’s tail to make their album sound more like
...And Justice For All. So yeah, I think this is a noticeably flawed album that’s still about 2/3 stellar. Does it have what it takes to go all the way? I don’t think so. But compared to the best that Pantera could muster it’s still a diamond-crusted steamroller that plows through this C-list mediocrity without a second thought. An easy call for Dr. Karllinianax The Whooshnightie’s FTBlaackanael Wieselman’s choice.
Winner: Megadeth
This Black Sabbath album is one of the better Ozzy-era ones we’ve encountered in the GMAC to date. “Sweet Leaf” and “After Forever” are both strong, and “Children Of The Grave” and “Solitude” are solid, but the rest is forgettable. Yeah, yeah, sacrilege. It’s up against a super-uneven early Helloween album that has some corkers like “Ride The Sky” and “Phantoms Of Death”, and some iffy-but-mostly-solid stuff like “Guardians” and “Gorgar”, and then a bunch of filler. This is actually pretty close, but in the end I think I’m going to go with the higher highs here, and that’s not a pot metaphor. Sorry, The Pornfed Fleshlight, but I’m going with Forlata Stark’s nominee here.
Winner: Helloween
British Steel is overrated. There, I said it. “Breaking The Law” kicks ass, and “Living After Midnight” and “The Rage” are pretty cool, but beyond that it’s a bit of a wasteland. For the rest of the tracks there’s occasionally a cool groove here and a cool solo there, but the songwriting is sorely lacking. Compare that to
Love At First Sting, which has at least 3 completely ass-kicking songs and nothing lower in quality than the stronger second tier on the Judas Priest album, and this is another easy decision. Sorry, Yaxmaticdog80, but PB&J Foto’s choice takes this one.
Winner: Scorpions