This will be a progressive report and I will give the total thus far. 3 glasses of vino and 3 beers, don't remember the name of the wine but it was RED and it was good, so this leads me to my mission fron ____no5..... I'm sorry to say it has failed for the moment.... we Americans have a stink about us and can be spotted from a mile away, no matter how well we try to fit in...
<<i'm typing with one hand and pounding a beer with the other>>
... so, I'm making my way to the coluseum and I keep getting attacked by what looks like made men trying to get me into their "buy me drinky" bars.... I know about these things fvrom other countries but thought, what the hell, I'll go.... so I go into this bar.... just me, the mafia and 10 beautiful women.... I get my beer (15 euro....red lights!!!!!) and Makela comes up to talk to me... and of course wants a drink... but I know that she will only get orange juice for a drink for another 15 euro and i don't have enough funny money to take hee r back to my room for the night, but my she was hot, said she's from Venice...who knows, who cares..... so I finish my golden beer and start making my way down via ludovisi again and low and behold. I get attacked by more paparatsi, whatever.... again,,,, the stink is upon me.....why smell American dollars? They're practically worthless here, I guess old habits die hard. At this point I realize, there is no way I'mmaking it to the coluseum tonight while fighting off the mob and still be able to get drunk.... which I desperately need cause I spent the last ten days (including Christmas) in the magestic desert wasteland that made me so suseptab;le to these advanses in the first place. I see anice gentlman outside a resturaunt and ask if I can get me some beers to go so I can go back to my room and talk to my friends, which means you by the way, and he lets me in and sells me 4 Birra Morettis for 20 euro, which may or may not be a good price but is a far cry better than the 15 i paid for 1 beer and a pat on the back from Makela << glad i had my wallet up front, theivin' whore>> hey.... HEY! I'll be back.....
oooooh yeah!!!!!! now is the time the time is now... update, if I can manage, 2 moew double Jach and Cokes ams a sindle ... I love is caliente means HOT Frio means COLD yep, ik anin;t stupid.... get a grip you nmother fuckers...... here is what i have to say..... elephants are scared of mice right? why is that ia it because they can run up their trunk and strike 2? Tht'S NEITHER HERE NOR HERE and on and on a ndon .... I have to say that Rome does b\npt impress , Paris inpressed m,e, ramstien impressed me .... Rois bS me... npt so much..... I rode the besr ride I'll ever ride over tthe ast few days <>>>>... an Mr-22 oSPREY, in the covkpit... man! I wish yuou guys could ever get thast feeling...... it is the best thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Earth.... hey, my curser keeps fucking up but I fucking dont care... YOOOOO Wated! Want saome snow? Kiss my ass,m Yo oO Per wan'nt some Pusssy.... scome lick it!!!! You !!!!! _____no5 want some American respect? ZYou goit it< look for your English brothers YOOOOOO LC want to nat be Canadian anynore?. You can move in with me anytime..... thibas bs in rome is just a setabacbk...my cursrerr keeps jumin on me .......now,.......I read this I'm gommaa smoke and calmm down but I got something to tall you.... wait..............
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LC ypu damn crereazy bastard!!! You're here!!! Nowgoing off of ^^%R I Know how it feels tp post from the motherland.... the cradle of civilizatipon if ypu will ,./..... deltee all you want. 'I 'm not goimg poff of 666 bthe NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!!!!!!!
If I have !Q and You ahve two then that makes 11 .... if you don't adhere to mindspeak tehn you need not apply......... soooooo I found my Jck Daniels and I drank it anf I fell the minor sinopsis comin on UUUUUUU ; '
kjsdisikjfffffffffu hhhhh Fuch me raw !!!! Alrifht / who id gonnna helkp thid poor bot out ? I go0ttsaa rthink for z moinute.... Plreasde excuse me whiule I kaje this self....... I got my pencil!!!!!! Give me somethin to write on botch...... WHY DO I KNOW TH(DS BY HREQAERT ? VAN HALENQ!!!!!!!!!C;lssssssssssm dismisssssed! Write on,fly my ZFalcon fglyuyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i now submit to you this: we need to work on it...... let's say time travel...... we can at least patent thid......uis together ...all us fucks.... m]Maisden ruls!!!!!!!!!!!! OK so ... if wecan somehow make a ship that will propel us at [tt]somewhere the speed of light right? ...we're[tt]a;; goin at haty speed now, ok? and (this id the quastioj[sub]? what happens when we are all tr[sub]veling [sub]near the sp light eed ofd and one of us boards a ship thT is lUNCHED fron the aback of that ship T AN anormus spaveling in one direction eed that will son reach the speed of light in the oppposite direstion? Sice we are trais veling at or near the sped of light in one diresction and esstia;;y bending space in that direction, if we launch oursleves in the ither dierectiom wt the sqame speed awt which we qre travwelijg, since we qre BENDINGZ spce time, will be then be able to ZTRAVLE BACK INTO THE PAST? i don't kjnow, for one, at thifast s pount, i know we cannot rtravel thatourselveds fast without dying and then slingshtiiing od ourselves back.... I would like to see a serious discussiom on this woth research and all, we...... an do this Gbeterertis a great albin m but nit odda,mmmit! aALL'LLW3E'RE DOING NW is hANGING out drinkin and worswhipin Iron Miaden , csome of us more that they shoud.... SMX this merand you with your BNW obsestion, it iit s a great album bubal t jnot better than peice mof mind or powerslave b y a far cry,..... you caraeay bastarxc...,npw fporsome o0fthois....can I play7 with m,adeness> >/?? the profit stared at thre crystal he So wjhy does Scooby Doo and all hios gsng where rt say and diffeictlut me clothesd everyday? and the n there's this..... can we, as a species. cojnquesr womemen one day? They'reslippere women.....y and difficult but I thjink we can do it ... thoughts? not from the women . no offence...... iII love uou alllll, together we are stonger than any forcr ever bwecause the powewer of the holy gods of Maiden cokmpell us ... fight on , drink all you want, puncj a man in th face, stick it where the su ndont shine.... it dont mattter . love yaQ@!!!! up the ironsQ!!!!