DRUNK POSTING

Grandpa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
 
wwwwwwhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its friday nite and i'm hanging out at work after hours, drinkiing some longnecks wieth the guys, havfitn a grea time, while they are working on their bikes.....mine doesn't need work, dause its a honda!!!  ha hahah...... acutally, my buddy is working on his kids mx bikes so they can race on sunday.... i'm jsut drinking beers while watching him turn rwer4nches...... a good star t to the night@!!!.... i think i'm gonna go home and sober up enough to gto out and drink some mroe.... (luckily, i'm not rdrinven home, my buddyi s...)....helps someties... glad it sithe weekend!!!  tho oi ihafta work tomorro dirng the day, its no biggy..... th i hafta go to church for my oldest daughters 6th grade graduatin, which is goofy, cause even Jethro Clampet could grad the 6th grade, but whatever.......  god, i'm ready for the weekend!!  so, that brings me back to:

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where wias I?
 
It reocks when you know the barmaid.....

"Whoooops, I just opened this beer accidentally, what am I gonna go with it now?"
 
Nice one. At the bar in the Carlsberg factory a few weeks ago:

Me: "I'll have one of those please"
Barman: "Good choice, that's my favourite beer, so you can have it free"
 
I may be drunk.


But I'll NEVER, EVER offer my seat to an old lady in the tube again!
 
L - M - N - O _ P, everyoneone tha tknows the English alphabet needs to sin g that now. You know... it goes ellllemmmenOpee. How that consifuses the kids? they think it's ome letter.
 
When a hot blonde kneels before you during the solo, the words "Aces High" get a whole new meaning...
 
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