MrKnickerbocker
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Over the last 36 hours I’ve immersed myself in the Black Clouds and Silver Linings Program, and graduated with four listens (2 with in-depth analysis of lyrics). My final exam follows:
During this entire survivor I’ve been reevaluating my thoughts on these albums and I’ve been pleasantly surprised that most albums have received higher ratings. That is also true of Black Clouds and Silver Linings, although it is still (currently) my second least favorite DT album. Why? Because there’s not a single great song on it. There’s great melodies, some great instrumentals, but mostly the ideas just aren’t there. It’s mostly a lyrical problem, and mostly a Portnoy problem, but there’s some musical issues, too…
A Nightmare to Remember - God, that first half is just amazing stuff. The “beautiful agony” part is haunting and very pretty. The solos, however, go on for way too long. When amazing lead work drags down a Dream Theater song, something is wrong. Portnoy commits his absolute worst sin of all time in this song. “BY THE GRACE OF GOD ABOVE, EVERYONE SURVIVED, UGGGGHHHH!” There’s no reason this should be growled, these lyrics are upbeat. It literally makes no sense. Likewise, the last 3-4 minutes of the song make no sense. We come to the conclusion of the story - everything is fine, bruised but alive, they will always remember this - and then for some inane reason, the band jams heavy riff after heavy riff. Why? We’ve come to a positive conclusion, we shouldn't be hearing super-macho-devil riffs! The lack of synchronicity between concept and execution is so mind bogglingly terrible that I can barely process it. For such accomplished songwriters to show such a complete ineptitude of storytelling is shameful. 7/10, for the first half and some cool riffs.
A Rite of Passage - The first verse is full of annoying, oppressive vocal FX, but it’s also got a really cool groove. This song has one of DT’s catchiest choruses ever. I’d say that while Petrucci mostly fails with lyrics on this album, he greatly excels with melodies. The bridge of this song is completely and utterly tacked on and pointless. It’s good stuff, but it doesn’t fit at all. That transition back into the chorus is painful. It would have been a better song without it. 7/10
Wither - A nice little song that starts off sounding pointless and ends up rather poignant. It’s not their best ballad or their best simple song, but it’s very catchy and it’s solid all the way through - unlike most of this album. JLB’s bridge performance is great and I’m a sucker for a melodramatic guitar solo. 8/10
The Shattered Fortress - It’s great to hear so many of these riffs again and I’m sure this works better when connected with the previous pieces. But here we are again with the ill suited guttural vocals over uplifting lyrics! Doesn't make any sense. “I live with serenity now” = pummeling riff. “HAPPINESS!” = growled in anger. Come on, guys. You’ve gotta be smarter than this. It’s even more upsetting considering the previous four parts of the 12 Step Suite had a solid unification between music and lyrics. The vocal FX (lowered octave) during the mellow part is a waste. It could've been a really earnest, powerful moment for Mike to speak all those AA tenants quietly and resolutely as a subtle vocal layer. Instead: shitty voice fx pushed to the front louder than LaBrie. Fucking stupid. LaBrie kills it on this song, though. Those last few lines are great. 6/10
The Best of Times - Beautiful music, terrible and redundant lyrics. "Say 'day' one more time! I dare you Mike, say 'day' one more time!" This is, however, the most they’ve sounded like Rush since the debut. Overall, it's more boring and trite than it is emotive. 4/10
The Count of Tuscany - What’s that? Another song with astounding music, yet horrendous lyrics? It’s just atrocious, appalling stuff. This story is so mundane considering how cool the music is that I can’t understand how it made it past the conceptual phase. All of their previous epics have had a topic befitting the intense, complex, demanding music. This story could be summed up in two sentences - “I met a really creepy rich guy in Italy who made me feel uncomfortable. Turns out he's just weird and foreign, so I drank $18,000 wine with him.” Why is there pretty music and a dreamy soundscape section at the most "chilling" and "dire" part of the story? JP goes into the cellar where famed soldiers died in barrels of wine and he fears for his life...so naturally here's a solo duel, some uplifting riffs, and a droning seascape of beautiful whale sounds! JP needs to take a Storytelling 101 class (more on this 3 albums from now). Oh, and just when you thought Portnoy couldn’t be any more annoying, have you met MAH BROTHA?! However, all that said…the last 5 minutes may be the most beautiful thing the band has ever written. Absolutely gorgeous, enthralling melodies. This ending is responsible for at least 6 of the 8 points I give this song. 8/10
Final points:
Album Rating - 6.6
(Previous rating - 5.0)
During this entire survivor I’ve been reevaluating my thoughts on these albums and I’ve been pleasantly surprised that most albums have received higher ratings. That is also true of Black Clouds and Silver Linings, although it is still (currently) my second least favorite DT album. Why? Because there’s not a single great song on it. There’s great melodies, some great instrumentals, but mostly the ideas just aren’t there. It’s mostly a lyrical problem, and mostly a Portnoy problem, but there’s some musical issues, too…
A Nightmare to Remember - God, that first half is just amazing stuff. The “beautiful agony” part is haunting and very pretty. The solos, however, go on for way too long. When amazing lead work drags down a Dream Theater song, something is wrong. Portnoy commits his absolute worst sin of all time in this song. “BY THE GRACE OF GOD ABOVE, EVERYONE SURVIVED, UGGGGHHHH!” There’s no reason this should be growled, these lyrics are upbeat. It literally makes no sense. Likewise, the last 3-4 minutes of the song make no sense. We come to the conclusion of the story - everything is fine, bruised but alive, they will always remember this - and then for some inane reason, the band jams heavy riff after heavy riff. Why? We’ve come to a positive conclusion, we shouldn't be hearing super-macho-devil riffs! The lack of synchronicity between concept and execution is so mind bogglingly terrible that I can barely process it. For such accomplished songwriters to show such a complete ineptitude of storytelling is shameful. 7/10, for the first half and some cool riffs.
A Rite of Passage - The first verse is full of annoying, oppressive vocal FX, but it’s also got a really cool groove. This song has one of DT’s catchiest choruses ever. I’d say that while Petrucci mostly fails with lyrics on this album, he greatly excels with melodies. The bridge of this song is completely and utterly tacked on and pointless. It’s good stuff, but it doesn’t fit at all. That transition back into the chorus is painful. It would have been a better song without it. 7/10
Wither - A nice little song that starts off sounding pointless and ends up rather poignant. It’s not their best ballad or their best simple song, but it’s very catchy and it’s solid all the way through - unlike most of this album. JLB’s bridge performance is great and I’m a sucker for a melodramatic guitar solo. 8/10
The Shattered Fortress - It’s great to hear so many of these riffs again and I’m sure this works better when connected with the previous pieces. But here we are again with the ill suited guttural vocals over uplifting lyrics! Doesn't make any sense. “I live with serenity now” = pummeling riff. “HAPPINESS!” = growled in anger. Come on, guys. You’ve gotta be smarter than this. It’s even more upsetting considering the previous four parts of the 12 Step Suite had a solid unification between music and lyrics. The vocal FX (lowered octave) during the mellow part is a waste. It could've been a really earnest, powerful moment for Mike to speak all those AA tenants quietly and resolutely as a subtle vocal layer. Instead: shitty voice fx pushed to the front louder than LaBrie. Fucking stupid. LaBrie kills it on this song, though. Those last few lines are great. 6/10
The Best of Times - Beautiful music, terrible and redundant lyrics. "Say 'day' one more time! I dare you Mike, say 'day' one more time!" This is, however, the most they’ve sounded like Rush since the debut. Overall, it's more boring and trite than it is emotive. 4/10
The Count of Tuscany - What’s that? Another song with astounding music, yet horrendous lyrics? It’s just atrocious, appalling stuff. This story is so mundane considering how cool the music is that I can’t understand how it made it past the conceptual phase. All of their previous epics have had a topic befitting the intense, complex, demanding music. This story could be summed up in two sentences - “I met a really creepy rich guy in Italy who made me feel uncomfortable. Turns out he's just weird and foreign, so I drank $18,000 wine with him.” Why is there pretty music and a dreamy soundscape section at the most "chilling" and "dire" part of the story? JP goes into the cellar where famed soldiers died in barrels of wine and he fears for his life...so naturally here's a solo duel, some uplifting riffs, and a droning seascape of beautiful whale sounds! JP needs to take a Storytelling 101 class (more on this 3 albums from now). Oh, and just when you thought Portnoy couldn’t be any more annoying, have you met MAH BROTHA?! However, all that said…the last 5 minutes may be the most beautiful thing the band has ever written. Absolutely gorgeous, enthralling melodies. This ending is responsible for at least 6 of the 8 points I give this song. 8/10
Final points:
- Backing vocal mixing is so damn loud again! Why are backup singers louder than the lead singer, damnit?!
- The storytelling on this album is pathetic. Especially considering they've done this before successfully with most of their epics (Octavarium and ITPOE come to mind). If you want a good example of what I'm talking about, storytelling in song format being synchronized, listen to Empire of the Clouds.
- Where the actual fuck is JMX?! The Shattered Fortress is the only time I hear the bass on this album. I swear, Black Clouds is Myung’s …And Justice For All.
Album Rating - 6.6
(Previous rating - 5.0)