Dream Killing Game

It doesn't.  You have upgraded your internet to a 10 GBPS setup, you can stream faster than you can type!  You can see everything!  But, you find out that the whole internet has become Brittany Spears videos, where the video is pictures of Tellie Tubbies with Brittany's music....

I wish it was warm here, and I had a cold beer.
 
The beer is warm and the weather is  cold.

I wish I was right handed
 
You don't, but the rest of society does.  You become a social outcast.

I wish bathrooms in bars weren't so fucking full. (yes, recent bad experiences)
 
They are not. Now there is just one lone creepy guy there...waiting... and staring... and waiting... and staring  and you are finally there... he is no longer waiting, but he is still staring... no longer waiting... but still staring... and he masturbates... that's right, your dream come true.


I wish I didn't have to wait two weeks to start my new job.
 
You don't have to wait 2 weeks because you never get it.


I wish Iron Maiden came to Wisconsin and I got to gonto one of their concerts and meet the guys.
 
They do, but Wisconsin relocates to near my house :bigsmile:

I wish that chick from that forum I'm in is awesome in real life and we'll hook up.
 
Ok, seeing as I don't know which one your talking about, I'll just say they are awesome, but at the same time, completely insane.


I want today to be the best birthday Janick's ever had.(please, nothing bad to him. Make my life in the dream miserable, let Janick be happy.
 
Ok. Janick has his best birthday ever, but you're arrested for a crime you didn't commit and you're sentenced to life imprisonment.

I wish I could learn to make Chinese food like Chinese people do.
 
you can but you can't eat it.

I wish I there was a panda express in my yard
 
There WAS a panda express in your yard. It is no longer there.
As long as Janick's happy, life imprisonment is cool with me.

I wish all the guy in my school were really friendly and looked identical to Steve in the 80's, and I was allowed to date people. (please don't make me a guy, I'd just be gay then.
 
All the guys in your school ARE really friendly and LOOK identical to Steve in the 80's, and you're allowed to date people, but THEY are all gay.

I wish I could break into other people's dreams, like in Inception.
 
you can. But only Justin Bieber's dreams.

I wish I could go to canada
 
You go to Canada, but for some unknown reason, the Canadians get angry and turn you into Canadian bacon.


I wish the Steve look alikes in a previous post of mine weren't gay. If I can't do that, then I wish my friends brother was married to Lauren so I could at least meet Steve.
 
Your friends brother is married to Lauren. And you can meet Steve. But not the one from Iron Maiden

I wish that I could wake up in time tomorrow
 
The Knife Master said:
Your friends brother is married to Lauren. And you can meet Steve. But not the one from Iron Maiden

I wish that I could wake up in time tomorrow
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You wake up in time to notice you are already late

I wish I could play a life-sized game of Chess
 
you can. But it's dangerous like the one in harry potter

I wish I was an astronaut
 
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