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Theatre Of Pain - Motley Crue
Format: CD/Digital
City Boy Blues - Crue come in with a direct riff and Vince comes in singing right away. This track isn't very quick but I will admit that Mick's guitar tone is wonderful, midpaced throughout and despite the fairly good vocals and guitar tone the song lacks something to pull you in and really enjoy it. Which doesn't surprise me as this album does come in the wake of some of the bands biggest partying years and following the death of their friend Razzle - 7/10
Smokin In The Boys Room - One of the bands most played radio hits, their cover track, a fun track which a nice solo section. It embodies Motley Crue's fun energy really well which is interesting since it is a cover and not something that Nikki had wrote for the band. A smart choice for the lead single - 8.5/10
Louder Than Hell - Coming in with a stomping drumbeat. Vince lets out his high vocals, this track has a lot of potential, it doesn't quite use everything masterfully which it could, Vince delivers some strong moments and the band stays in the background Mick's guitar solo is short and to the point. The song should be longer and a little faster. - 7.5/10
Keep Your Eyes On The Money - Another footstomping drumbeat introduces track 4, something Crue were good at was writing albums which go by quickly, the guitar riff isn't super strong but it isn't bad by any means. As the longest track on the album it does feature a chorus which would be fairly good in the live setting. Another fun track - 7.5/10
Home Sweet Home - One of the best ballads from the 80s and even if this album goes completely to shit after this song I don't care. Home Sweet Home is a great direct ballad with an absolutely stellar solo. The piano intro, super accessible lyrics and sounds come together to form this amazing example of a smash hit single which is still a great song in general. - 10/10
Tonight (We Need A Lover) - Another direct commerical track, the tempo is nice but the lyrics are oh so unoriginal and not really a great way to follow up a sentimental ballad, at least on vinyl it would be opening up side 2 so the listener would of had some time in between listening to this and home sweet home. Solo section is fairly good, Mars usually delivers when given his chance to shine. - 7.5/10
Use It Or Lose It - Coming in strong another super short song comes in, the energy is lost a little when the band takes a break for Vince to sing before coming back in at a quick and rather unchanging drum/bass beat. - 7/10
Save Our Souls - Tommy introduces the next song with a brief drum intro and then the band comes in slowly. Overall a step down in quality. I find it ironic that Motley Crue of all bands are singing a song about saving ones souls for heaven... - 6.5/10
Raise Your Hands To Rock - A shift to acoustic work introduces another really short track. Another subpar track better than the previous one but not by a wide margin... - 7/10
Fight For Your Rights - The album closer comes in with a fairly decent midpaced track closing off the album nicely. Although it wouldn't be a track I'd revisit anytime soon - 7/10
Overall 75%
Theatre Of Pain - Motley Crue
Format: CD/Digital
City Boy Blues - Crue come in with a direct riff and Vince comes in singing right away. This track isn't very quick but I will admit that Mick's guitar tone is wonderful, midpaced throughout and despite the fairly good vocals and guitar tone the song lacks something to pull you in and really enjoy it. Which doesn't surprise me as this album does come in the wake of some of the bands biggest partying years and following the death of their friend Razzle - 7/10
Smokin In The Boys Room - One of the bands most played radio hits, their cover track, a fun track which a nice solo section. It embodies Motley Crue's fun energy really well which is interesting since it is a cover and not something that Nikki had wrote for the band. A smart choice for the lead single - 8.5/10
Louder Than Hell - Coming in with a stomping drumbeat. Vince lets out his high vocals, this track has a lot of potential, it doesn't quite use everything masterfully which it could, Vince delivers some strong moments and the band stays in the background Mick's guitar solo is short and to the point. The song should be longer and a little faster. - 7.5/10
Keep Your Eyes On The Money - Another footstomping drumbeat introduces track 4, something Crue were good at was writing albums which go by quickly, the guitar riff isn't super strong but it isn't bad by any means. As the longest track on the album it does feature a chorus which would be fairly good in the live setting. Another fun track - 7.5/10
Home Sweet Home - One of the best ballads from the 80s and even if this album goes completely to shit after this song I don't care. Home Sweet Home is a great direct ballad with an absolutely stellar solo. The piano intro, super accessible lyrics and sounds come together to form this amazing example of a smash hit single which is still a great song in general. - 10/10
Tonight (We Need A Lover) - Another direct commerical track, the tempo is nice but the lyrics are oh so unoriginal and not really a great way to follow up a sentimental ballad, at least on vinyl it would be opening up side 2 so the listener would of had some time in between listening to this and home sweet home. Solo section is fairly good, Mars usually delivers when given his chance to shine. - 7.5/10
Use It Or Lose It - Coming in strong another super short song comes in, the energy is lost a little when the band takes a break for Vince to sing before coming back in at a quick and rather unchanging drum/bass beat. - 7/10
Save Our Souls - Tommy introduces the next song with a brief drum intro and then the band comes in slowly. Overall a step down in quality. I find it ironic that Motley Crue of all bands are singing a song about saving ones souls for heaven... - 6.5/10
Raise Your Hands To Rock - A shift to acoustic work introduces another really short track. Another subpar track better than the previous one but not by a wide margin... - 7/10
Fight For Your Rights - The album closer comes in with a fairly decent midpaced track closing off the album nicely. Although it wouldn't be a track I'd revisit anytime soon - 7/10
Overall 75%