Misheard lyrics

[2Mins]

Right, I'm going to open a new thread and see what other lyrics don't make sense, even if they do make sense after all like NOTB, or if they don't, like this sentence.

 

[Stardust]

"Mighty hogweed is a bitch"

 

[Mosh]

Nevermind

 

[harrymerkin]

My wife always sings "Can I play with Matches"...very annoying.

 

[Black Wizard]

Your wife sounds like a pyromaniac. Keep her way from fire.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Not sure if I mentioned this already, but for many a year I thought the chorus of Quest for Fire was "Join my quest for fire".

 

[Night Prowler]

Not sure if I mentioned this already, but for many a year I thought the chorus of Quest for Fire was "Join my quest for fire".

It's not that?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It's not that?

No, it's not that. I guess you're still mishearing it!

 

[Lego]

"So, understand, the wasted time always searching for those wasted years"

Always bothered me until I took time to look up the lyrics last year

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Not sure if I mentioned this already, but for many a year I thought the chorus of Quest for Fire was "Join my quest for fire".

It's not that?

No, it's not that. I guess you're still mishearing it!

Mind. Blown.

 

[2Mins]

"So, understand, the wasted time always searching for those wasted years"

Always bothered me until I took time to look up the lyrics last year

I'm sure you were right. Must be a typo on the lyric sheet.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Must be a typo on the lyric sheet.

Or maybe Bruce just changed his mind after the lyric sheet had been sent to press.

In Starblind - "the crucible of pain will forge the blanks of sin begin again" - I'm sure he's actually singing "again and again".

 

[SixesAlltheway]

They're coming over the hill they've come to attack!
They're coming in for the kill there's no turning back
Invaders... Fighting!
Invaders..Where are they?!?!?

Took me longer than I'd like to admit before I found out that he was screaming Marauding...

 

[Ariana]

In Bruce's Change of Heart:

I'll be there, cats in your tears
before they fall to the ground.

 

[maidenboy]

"I am he the formless one"

 

[Brigantium]

"I am he the formless one"

Yes, I still hear that.

 

[2Mins]

"Sunrise has gone, naffing our desires"

(A bit Norman Stanley Fletcher, for those of you old Brits who might remember).

 

[Ashes In Your Mouth]

"Nail that FUCKER, kill that son..." But I guess, that's there on purpose.

 

[Perun]

It's the only reason why a song about the Second World War would involve Fokkers.

 

[2Mins]

"Count the hopes of those onboard"