Misheard lyrics

[Black Abyss Babe]

Alestorm, Shit Boat (No Fans): "Your pirate ship can eat a battleship".

 

[JudasMyGuide]

I was today years old when I found out that Elton sings "Cold, cold heart" in Sacrifice, not "cocoa heart"

(but then again, I have spent many years, decades even as a huge Nightwish fan and I thought Nemo goes "Oh how I wish for servant maid", which neither makes sense nor really sounds like that, so...)

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

I have spent many years, decades even as a huge Nightwish fan and I thought Nemo goes "Oh how I wish for servant maid", which neither makes sense nor really sounds like that, so...)

Tarja's accent can be interesting at times - in Sacrifice of Wilderness I swear she sounds for all the world like she's singing "I wonder how and when we dig this hole" instead of "I want to hunt with the tameless heart" ...

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Tarja's accent can be interesting at times - in Sacrifice of Wilderness I swear she sounds for all the world like she's singing "I wonder how and when we dig this hole" instead of "I want to hunt with the tameless heart" ...

I miss the

Hamster!
A dentist!
Hard porn!
Steven Segal.
Warrior
This halibut
In me
The fishmaster!

era of Nightwish.

 

[Edington]

From Aerosmith's "Back in the Saddle", one I'm actually a little surprised isn't the real lyric:

Peelin' off my boots and chaps, I'm saddle sore,
Varmints get your tongue in her ass and scream for more.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

Oh, I just remembered, when I first heard Angel of Death by Slayer, I heard

"Slow death! And masticate!"

 

[Azas]

Pardon my French, but to my non-English ears, Bruce was just singing down under C*ck Somewhere in Time. It seems, this song is about the lost mojo.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

British Lion, A World Without Heaven: "No trust, no heart, no cigar" ...