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[Perun]

Use you teeth.

What am I, a dog?

Use a knife.

What am I, a psycho killer?

 

[LooseCannon]

I'm going to bed.

 

[Moon Child]

Good night!

 

[Perun]

Sleep well!

 

[Ariana]

What am I, a dog?

Why? My teeth serve many purposes and last time I checked I was not a dog.
Good night!

 

[Perun]

Why? My teeth serve many purposes and last time I checked I was not a dog.

Yes, but a true man makes things needlessly complicated in order to prove that he is ingenious in dealing with any situation.

 

[Ariana]

So what did you do?

 

[Perun]

I did manage to scratch it open, right before I saw that there was a small red arrow indicating where to pull.

 

[Moon Child]

And now it is my turn to go to bed.

 

[Ariana]

Sweet dreams!

 

[Night Prowler]

Wow, no posts the whole day

Starting tomorrow, 4 days of people painting and fixing shit in my apartment...just fucking shoot me now

 

[Brigantium]

Oh no. I don't wish that disruption on anyone. Is it your choice, or has the landlord insisted?

 

[Night Prowler]

I live with my grandpa, it's technically his apartment I know it has to be done, I'm just really obsessive-compulsive and I can't stand the noise and the mess the whole thing will make.

 

[Brigantium]

Oh that's not so bad, then. Well, apart from the noise, smell, disruption etc. At least you know it's only four days, then it'll be back to normal

 

[SixesAlltheway]

And then whatever it is that needs fixing will be fixed!

 

[SixesAlltheway]

I did a clean of my computer for dust earlier. Holy shit is all I can say. But now it doesn't make as much noise anymore....Guess I gave it some room back to breathe

 

[Brigantium]

I daren't start on mine

 

[Brigantium]

I think there's a well preserved woolly mammoth inside the keyboard. Possibly still alive, too

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Haha

 

[Mosh]