What kind of new release from Iron Maiden would you really, really want?

What kind of new release from Iron Maiden would you really, really want?


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LooseCannon

Enterprise-class aircraft carrier
Staff member
You know, Somewhere in Time was never designed
To be performed live, not even at the time
Instead it is an artificial creation
Born of Steve Harris's wild sensation
That the band needed more prog and more synth
But as we can tell by all that has happened since
He would soon give up on progressive trying
And record that turd, No Prayer For the Dying
 

Diesel 11

As you scream into the web of silence...
I don’t need any archive
I just want confirmation that the band is alive
Give me that new album, man
We all know they’ve got it in the can
Alternatively, I supposed I’d be fine
With them releasing old songs they never had time
To put on an album, you know?
I just need more Maiden. Let’s go go go!
 

Mosh

Winner of the 2020 Dumbest Comment Ever Award
Staff member
Somewhat weak vocals
many complicated parts
Not to be played live
 

Jer

Fool! Doctor Doom does as he pleases!
Most Somewhere On Tour recordings are as shitty as a sick kitty. Maiden would never do that to Broose the goose. It would put him in the spotlight as having all but one off-night.
Looks like Long John is running the long con — ARLO and ARDO suck harder than Paul-aner, and Steve the Skeeve released them anyway, ya lank wank.

Silver the Chilver is more ass than sheep lass, but if his manno Di’anno sang on some SIT he’d be all over hearing some live tracks from it. Paul the Gaul in a light-up vest would make little Johnny wear his Sunday best!
 

Jer

Fool! Doctor Doom does as he pleases!
This is it, the pinnacle of the rhyming joke.
Jer has won it again, the woke bloke.
Diesel the Weasel is right on the mark, though his microaggressions have triggered a spark. Once his privilege is checked and he’s less full of quark, I can lecture his friends at the ol’ trailer park!
 
DVD & Album release of the AMLOAD tour 2006/07 (the full album was performed live). And it would be great if the video was edited properly... none of that chopped-up-seizure editing like Rock n Rio. When someone is playing a guitar solo, no cutting away to show Bruce running around (we get to see plenty of him running around).
 

The_7th_one

Ancient Mariner
DVD & Album release of the AMLOAD tour 2006/07 (the full album was performed live). And it would be great if the video was edited properly... none of that chopped-up-seizure editing like Rock n Rio. When someone is playing a guitar solo, no cutting away to show Bruce running around (we get to see plenty of him running around).
And don't include an 80's picture of the band in the booklet
 

chaosapiant

Ancient Marinade
Bruce likes airplanes and
Steve Harris likes soccer balls
Adrian goes fishing while
Janick throws guitars at walls

Dave likes to smile
even when he's sad
Nicko is old enough to be
his own son's dad

Rod Smallwood has a
gigantic face
But Maiden's new album
will very likely be better than a can of mace
 
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