Re: Obama conspiracy theories
Travis (and anyone else into this sort of thing), please sit back and imagine the following scene: You are in a large public square. If it helps you picture it, it can be a famous one, like Times Square, Trafalgar Square, Place de La Concorde, whatever. It doesn't matter. You are in this square, and there are hundreds, if not thousands of people around you. They are all talking. Some are talking alone, to themselves, others are conversing, but all are talking. As you stroll across the square, you find that some are talking louder than others. The loud people talk about how nice the square is, astonished at how big, taking photos, etc. The less loud ones are discussing the square and its history, who made it and when, what the monuments represent, reading from travel guides and so forth. Then, there are a few quiet ones, you don't actually notice many of them, who are quietly discussing the ideas of public squares, what they are good for, why they should or should not be built.
All of the sudden, a guy bursts out in the middle of the square, and shouts: "This is not a public square! I am not here! There are no people here! There is no such thing as a public square!" He walks around and grabs one of the loud guys, and screams: "This guy thinks this is a public square! He admires the square, but the square does not exist! He is being lied to!" He goes further to one of the less loud ones, and shouts, "This guy said that this square is oddly constructed! You see, there is something odd about this square! This is proof that the square does not exist, because if it existed, why would it be odd?" He then goes to one of the quiet ones and shouts, "I just heard this guy say that public squares do not make sense! If this square makes no sense, then why does it exist? This is proof that it does not exist!" He runs around shouting and screaming, and then goes and grabs another quiet person, shouting, "This guy said that building squares is an unnecessary effort! Five minutes later, he said that this square is a feat in engineering! [What he does not mention, is that the quiet guy actually just paraphrased one of the not-so-loud people as part of an argument.] He contradicts himself! He is the one lying to you that this square exists! First he says that squares are unnecessary, and thus they don't exist! Then he notices that people think the square exists, and he says it exists! He lies! He wants you to believe the square exists! Now I want to know why! Look at him! He does not exist either! [He grabs and shakes him] He wants you to believe that he exists, and does this by telling you that this square exists! Wake up, people!"
The guy stops shouting, and you are left dazzled. You are trying to tie things together in your mind.
Your first thought is, "But this square does exist. I am right in the middle of it." You ponder and start to wonder, if that were the case, then why would that guy claim the opposite? What does he have to gain from it? You start to question the existence of the square, despite the fact that you're right in the middle of it.You find that the guy quoted all sorts of people. You think that maybe the fact that the square is odd doesn't prove that it does not exist, and you are not wholly convinced that the guy at the end does not exist. Maybe he lied to you for some other reason. But still, all this seems suspicious. The guy made a lot of arguments and quoted a bunch of people, and even if he is not perfectly right on everything, he must have a point somewhere, because otherwise he wouldn't have made these claims. There's no smoke without fire.
So you start to doubt the square's existence, or maybe you even actually believe it doesn't exist. But the bloody square does exist, you're standing right in the middle of it all the time!
That is how conspiracy theories work.