The Joke Beer Name Thread

[Jer]

The 666 variety pack:

Ind-Palers
Chaser Of The Dram
The Pilsener
22 Akolschia Avenue
The Doppel Of The Beast
Brown To The Gills (yes, @Perun ’s was better)
Dead Men Smell No Ales (Biere De Ganglande)
Malted Be Thy Grains

 

[Diesel 11]

The Pilsener

This one's great.

 

[Perun]

Wine of the Ancient Vineyard

(not a beer but I hope we can include other alcohols here)

Fine.

Out of the Châteaus
Charlotte the Merlot

 

[Jer]

The Accident Of Brews variety pack:

Friek
Maibock 7 Imbibal
Barleychildren
Taking The Cream Ale
Dunkelweizen Of Aquarius
Road To Helles
Bohemian Of Sorrows
Accident Of Brews
The Marzicien
Welcome To The Peat (Porter)
The Gose Of Cain
Oatmega (Stout)
Dark Of Spice (Winter Ale)

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

There are some obvious missed opportunities ...

The Evil That Men Brew
Beer of the Dark
Beermaker
Empire of the Stouts.

The Brewgitive

This one has a really complex taste.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

When the Beer Runs Deep
Holy Stout
Drink With Your Boots On
The Number Of The Yeast
When The Wild Wind Blows (simply to capture what will come out your mouth after drinking it)

 

[GhostofCain]

When Two Hops Collide (experimental ale with two varieties of hops that went horribly wrong)

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

The Evil That Men Brew

I had that one first!

At least we know it's not The Evil That Men Brew then ...

 

[Diesel 11]

The Beer Factor(y)
1.) Sign of the Pabst
2.) Lord of the Flyer
3.) Sam on the Edge
4.) Fortunes of Core
5.) Draught for the Truth
6.) The Aftertaste
7.) Quadrupel of Belgium
8.) Rum in the Girl's Glass
9.) The Stout of Darkness
10.) 2 MB*
11.) The Unbeliever**

*More Beers.
**Closing time.

 

[Brigantium]

Still no Beers of a Clown?

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

From Beer To Eternity

 

[Wogmidget]

The Book of Six-packs (part one)

If Beer-ternity Should Fail
Speed of Bright (ale)
The Great Unhopped
The Head and the Black
When the Bottle Runs Deep
The Brew of Souls

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I had that one first!

I hope I can be forgiven for that when it's six years ago Please don't send Barry M after me!

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Please don't send Barry M after me!

Over five words? That would be silly, wouldn't it?

 

[Saphrax]

Tne Final Wort Beer

Saison Lite 15/The Final Wort Beer
El Dunkelweizen
Maibock of Mercy
Coming Home Drunk
Isle of Ale Valon
The Zymurgist
Stoutblind
The Tallboy can
The Malt Who Would be King
Where the Wild Yeast Grows

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Coming Home Drunk

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Drink With Your Boots On

This one has a hangover sibling called "Fall Asleep With Your Boots On"

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Out of The Silently Plastered
The Lin Fine Between Love And Drubl

 

[Jer]

The Swillers variety pack:

The IPA Of March
Rektchild
Malt Is In The Rye Mash
Another Weisse
Gueuze Khan
Innocent English-Style
Swillers
Bud Light Zone
Prodigal Saison
Portertory
Drafter

 

[Jer]

The A Matter Of Weisse And Draft variety pack:

Indifferent Hurl
This Lager’s Not Done
Bright Beer Tank, Around A Ton
The Pils Grim
The Strongest IPA
Stout Of The Shadows
The Rye Incarnation Of Belgian-Style Blonde
For The Better Brew Of Bock
Wort Of White (Ale)
The Lambicy