The Joke Beer Name Thread

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Jer, Dec 1, 2018.

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  1. Jer

    Jer CriedWhenJanickStayed

    Inspired by the stupidity of the “Bruce solo beer” response above, I realized there was way too much potential here to not create a thread for it.

    So, what Maiden-themed vanity beers can you come up with?
     
  2. Perun

    Perun Optimus Maximus Staff Member

    I think that "Trooper" would be quite a stupid name for a beer.
     
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  3. Edington

    Edington Let's Get Volatile

    Bring Your Porter to the Slaughter is my favourite, which I think I actually read here before I joined.
     
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  4. Collin

    Collin the Great God Emperor King Lord of Listmakers IV

    Seventh Stout of a Seventh Stout
    The Ale That Men Drink
    Only the Good Drink Ale
     
  5. Edington

    Edington Let's Get Volatile

    The Ale-chemist? Another Pint? Beerblind?

    I'm trying way too hard. Hops In You?
     
  6. SixesAlltheway

    SixesAlltheway (slow heavy metal music playing)

    The 2 A.M. Beer
     
  7. Collin

    Collin the Great God Emperor King Lord of Listmakers IV

    Caught Somewhere in Rye
     
  8. Jer

    Jer CriedWhenJanickStayed

    The Tattooed Million Ale variety pack:

    Saison Of A Gun
    Tattooed Million Ale
    Born at 58°
    Helles On Wheels
    Gueuze Road
    Imbibe! Imbibe! Imbibe!
    All The Young Dunkels
    Lickin’ The Gose
    Zulu Lager
    More Ryes
     
  9. Perun

    Perun Optimus Maximus Staff Member

    Let's raise the bar a bit.

    Run to the Pils
    Ale-xander the Great
    Stout of the Silent Planet
     
  10. Edington

    Edington Let's Get Volatile

    I see what you did there...
     
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  11. GhostofCain

    GhostofCain Ancient Mariner

    Definitely a reason to run for your life!
     
  12. GhostofCain

    GhostofCain Ancient Mariner

    Ale New World
    Paschend-ale
    Stout of the Shadows (a really dark one).
     
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  13. GhostofCain

    GhostofCain Ancient Mariner

    Hallowed be Thy Ale (brewed in close collaboration with Beckett)
    Wasted Yeast
     
  14. Collin

    Collin the Great God Emperor King Lord of Listmakers IV

    The Wicker Beer
    Stout of the Navigator
     
  15. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Port in the Machine
    The Beervolution
    Silicon Messi-ale
    Born as a Lager
    Ale Hunger
    The Brew
    Aledentity
    Frei' for the 'Berger
    The Launch (champagne for boat christenings)
    Stare at the Stout

    I dunno.
     
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  16. GhostofCain

    GhostofCain Ancient Mariner

    Revaletions (a Godly ale that would take thou to heaven)
    Where Eagles Ale
    Flash of the Ale
     
  17. GhostofCain

    GhostofCain Ancient Mariner

    I love these puns (in fact I try to use puns whenever I do stand-up comedy). :)
     
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  18. Edington

    Edington Let's Get Volatile

    These make "Trooper", "Red 'n' Black" and "Light Brigade" sound so boring. :lol:
     
  19. Brigantium

    Brigantium Grim Reaper Staff Member

    The Brewgitive
     
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  20. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Wine of the Ancient Vineyard

    (not a beer but I hope we can include other alcohols here)
     

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