The Joke Beer Name Thread

Jer

I’m not a fish, I’m a man
Tattooed Million Ale?
Hops To Picasso?
Skunkweiss?
Accident Of Brews?
The Chemical Witbeer?
Tyranny Of Stouts?
Inspired by the stupidity of the “Bruce solo beer” response above, I realized there was way too much potential here to not create a thread for it.

So, what Maiden-themed vanity beers can you come up with?
 

Collin

New Tool is coming!
Seventh Stout of a Seventh Stout
The Ale That Men Drink
Only the Good Drink Ale
 

Jer

I’m not a fish, I’m a man
The Tattooed Million Ale variety pack:

Saison Of A Gun
Tattooed Million Ale
Born at 58°
Helles On Wheels
Gueuze Road
Imbibe! Imbibe! Imbibe!
All The Young Dunkels
Lickin’ The Gose
Zulu Lager
More Ryes
 

Diesel 11

Und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn...
Port in the Machine
The Beervolution
Silicon Messi-ale
Born as a Lager
Ale Hunger
The Brew
Aledentity
Frei' for the 'Berger
The Launch (champagne for boat christenings)
Stare at the Stout

I dunno.
 
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Diesel 11

Und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn...
Wine of the Ancient Vineyard

(not a beer but I hope we can include other alcohols here)
 
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