The Joke Beer Name Thread


The dotage of a dotard
Tattooed Million Ale?
Hops To Picasso?
Accident Of Brews?
The Chemical Witbeer?
Tyranny Of Stouts?
Inspired by the stupidity of the “Bruce solo beer” response above, I realized there was way too much potential here to not create a thread for it.

So, what Maiden-themed vanity beers can you come up with?


Chasing Ponce De Leon's Phantoms
Seventh Stout of a Seventh Stout
The Ale That Men Drink
Only the Good Drink Ale


The dotage of a dotard
The Tattooed Million Ale variety pack:

Saison Of A Gun
Tattooed Million Ale
Born at 58°
Helles On Wheels
Gueuze Road
Imbibe! Imbibe! Imbibe!
All The Young Dunkels
Lickin’ The Gose
Zulu Lager
More Ryes

Diesel 11

As you scream into the web of silence...
Port in the Machine
The Beervolution
Silicon Messi-ale
Born as a Lager
Ale Hunger
The Brew
Frei' for the 'Berger
The Launch (champagne for boat christenings)
Stare at the Stout

I dunno.
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Diesel 11

As you scream into the web of silence...
Wine of the Ancient Vineyard

(not a beer but I hope we can include other alcohols here)