The Joke Beer Name Thread


A window to the west, a blazing star above
Tattooed Million Ale?
Hops To Picasso?
Accident Of Brews?
The Chemical Witbeer?
Tyranny Of Stouts?
Inspired by the stupidity of the “Bruce solo beer” response above, I realized there was way too much potential here to not create a thread for it.

So, what Maiden-themed vanity beers can you come up with?
Seventh Stout of a Seventh Stout
The Ale That Men Drink
Only the Good Drink Ale
The Tattooed Million Ale variety pack:

Saison Of A Gun
Tattooed Million Ale
Born at 58°
Helles On Wheels
Gueuze Road
Imbibe! Imbibe! Imbibe!
All The Young Dunkels
Lickin’ The Gose
Zulu Lager
More Ryes
Port in the Machine
The Beervolution
Silicon Messi-ale
Born as a Lager
Ale Hunger
The Brew
Frei' for the 'Berger
The Launch (champagne for boat christenings)
Stare at the Stout

I dunno.
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Wine of the Ancient Vineyard

(not a beer but I hope we can include other alcohols here)