The Joke Beer Name Thread

[Jer]

Tattooed Million Ale?
Hops To Picasso?
Skunkweiss?
Accident Of Brews?
The Chemical Witbeer?
Tyranny Of Stouts?

Inspired by the stupidity of the “Bruce solo beer” response above, I realized there was way too much potential here to not create a thread for it.

So, what Maiden-themed vanity beers can you come up with?

 

[Perun]

I think that "Trooper" would be quite a stupid name for a beer.

 

[Edington]

Bring Your Porter to the Slaughter is my favourite, which I think I actually read here before I joined.

 

[Collin]

Seventh Stout of a Seventh Stout
The Ale That Men Drink
Only the Good Drink Ale

 

[Edington]

The Ale-chemist? Another Pint? Beerblind?

I'm trying way too hard. Hops In You?

 

[SixesAlltheway]

The 2 A.M. Beer

 

[Collin]

Caught Somewhere in Rye

 

[Jer]

The Tattooed Million Ale variety pack:

Saison Of A Gun
Tattooed Million Ale
Born at 58°
Helles On Wheels
Gueuze Road
Imbibe! Imbibe! Imbibe!
All The Young Dunkels
Lickin’ The Gose
Zulu Lager
More Ryes

 

[Perun]

Let's raise the bar a bit.

Run to the Pils
Ale-xander the Great
Stout of the Silent Planet

 

[Edington]

Let's raise the bar a bit.

I see what you did there...

 

[GhostofCain]

Let's raise the bar a bit.

Run to the Pils

Definitely a reason to run for your life!

 

[GhostofCain]

Ale New World
Paschend-ale
Stout of the Shadows (a really dark one).

 

[GhostofCain]

Hallowed be Thy Ale (brewed in close collaboration with Beckett)
Wasted Yeast

 

[Collin]

The Wicker Beer
Stout of the Navigator

 

[Diesel 11]

Port in the Machine
The Beervolution
Silicon Messi-ale
Born as a Lager
Ale Hunger
The Brew
Aledentity
Frei' for the 'Berger
The Launch (champagne for boat christenings)
Stare at the Stout

I dunno.

 

[GhostofCain]

Revaletions (a Godly ale that would take thou to heaven)
Where Eagles Ale
Flash of the Ale

 

[GhostofCain]

I love these puns (in fact I try to use puns whenever I do stand-up comedy).

 

[Edington]

These make "Trooper", "Red 'n' Black" and "Light Brigade" sound so boring.

 

[Brigantium]

The Brewgitive

 

[Diesel 11]

Wine of the Ancient Vineyard

(not a beer but I hope we can include other alcohols here)