Swine Flu

Just wanted to inform that in Sweden the vaccine is reported to have a very serious side effect, namely paralyzing you for life.
 
Natalie said:
Just wanted to inform that in Sweden the vaccine is reported to have a very serious side effect, namely paralyzing you for life.

:o
Couldn't they stick with the usual: dry mouth and nausea and the like?
 
Genghis Khan said:
:o
Couldn't they stick with the usual: dry mouth and nausea and the like?

Yeah, you'd think wouldn't you? Although so far it is as yet only reported, and may even be no more than a rumour meant to scare the shits out of a few Swedes.
 
I love it when the 'side effects' are worse than the actual sickness. 

"if you have dry itchy eyes, try this-- side effects include dry mouth, coughing, bloody nose, blackouts, and severe memory loss"
 
or that one Allegra ad... "For seasonal allergies, ask your doctor about Allegra. Side effects may include: dry mouth, headaches, sudden death, diahrrea..."
 
I know about that one!  It is great how "sudden death" is placed between headaches and diarrhea, as if it is on a descending scale.  You know you may die which is worse than diarrhea, but hey at least it is not as bad as those damn headaches.  :P
 
Onhell said:
or that one Allegra ad... "For seasonal allergies, ask your doctor about Allegra. Side effects may include: dry mouth, headaches, sudden death, diahrrea..."

:blink:
 
Onhell said:
or that one Allegra ad... "For seasonal allergies, ask your doctor about Allegra. Side effects may include: dry mouth, headaches, sudden death, diahrrea..."

No comment.
 
This is just hilarious. This is so brilliant, you can't come up with this shit.

Not only is the German government doing everything to make people here paranoid of the Swine Flu - or "New Flu" as it has been labeled in, and I kid you not, warnings in lectures I've had this week - but it is also wholly incapable of doing it right. Now the government has ordered amounts of vaccine that would cover the population... but they bought the wrong stuff! And guess what: our current health minister doesn't feel like doing anything about it because she will leave office next month, since her party lost the elections.

I mean, not only do they waste tax money to buy stuff that is totally needless, but they also buy the wrong stuff and don't even care about setting it right. Can it get any more stupid?
 
Yeah, sell the shit to a poor country. That's the western way! :D
 
Perun said:
This is just hilarious. This is so brilliant, you can't come up with this shit.

Not only is the German government doing everything to make people here paranoid of the Swine Flu - or "New Flu" as it has been labeled in, and I kid you not, warnings in lectures I've had this week - but it is also wholly incapable of doing it right. Now the government has ordered amounts of vaccine that would cover the population... but they bought the wrong stuff! And guess what: our current health minister doesn't feel like doing anything about it because she will leave office next month, since her party lost the elections.

I mean, not only do they waste tax money to buy stuff that is totally needless, but they also buy the wrong stuff and don't even care about setting it right. Can it get any more stupid?

They must have taken lessons from the Canadian government(s) or maybe my politicians took notes from yours.  My provincial gov't spent millions on creating EI Heath and they literally have nothing to show for it.  They didn't want to use a pre-existing data base, nor were they willing to have a local university do it for free.  They'd rather use the tax payer's money to give to their loyal gov't employees that had no other job to do.
Health care and government -- you gotta love it.
 
Why for?

ON topic:  There have been a few 'reported' cases here-- one at the school that my son attends, and one of the guys I work with has a daughter that was confirmed H1N1... he was sick a few days later, but never went to the dr. to see if he actually had it.  One girl that i know went to the doctor, and when she was in the office they found out she had H1N1; they treated her, but then escorted her out the back door, instead of letting her go out through the waiting room. 
 
In a latest poll, 1/3 of Canadians say they will not shake hands to avoid H1N1 even though the flu does not spread skin to skin. 

All of foreign visitors to Vancouver Olympics are welcome just make sure you ask before you offer your hand.  This topic was a serious discussion recently.
 
Quoting myself from first page of this thread;

SARS, Bird Flu, now this shit...I just don't give a fuck. Under 1000 people are going to die in areas where nobody meets basic hygiene requirements, someone is going to sell billions worth of magic pills, and that's it.

So, what happened?  :innocent:
 
Just like SARS or the regular flu, there is a market for immunizations.  People with medical conditions or who are in the health care, child care, or seniors care field should be immunized.  Average Joe doesn't need it.
 
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