Grandma told me she won't give me late grandpa's car (after the whole inheritance thing is sorted out) unless I have a girlfriend at that moment. Mind you, the plan was always for me to inherit that car, and no one in the family is disputing it. I'D LOVE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND GRANDMA, BUT IT'S NOT SO FUCKING EASY, BECAUSE I'M A MORON!
On an unrelated note, what's that Hollywood movie with a guy bringing a fake girlfriend to his family for Christmas/Thanksgiving/some other holiday? I need it for research.
On an unrelated note, what's that Hollywood movie with a guy bringing a fake girlfriend to his family for Christmas/Thanksgiving/some other holiday? I need it for research.