Canada is loaded up front, but I don't like their goalies, they all have question marks..
Excuse me? How the fuck does all our goalies have question marks? Luongo is notoriously streaky but there's a reason they picked Carey Price over Corey Crawford, and that reason is consistency. Price isn't as good as Brodeur was at his age, of course not, but look at his numbers for the last 5 years. He's never higher than 2.77 GAA nor lower than .905 S%. Price is gonna be the starter unless Luongo rides a super hot streak into Sochi (which, I will admit, is possible). The thing that scares me most about all this is that Carey Price is easily the best goalie Canada has developed in the last 10 years, and there's nobody else his caliber coming up that we're aware of. For some reason, Canada's stopped developing great goalies.
How the fuck did Patrick Marleau and Rick Nash make this team over Martin St. Louis, anyway? Not only should St. Louis be there, he should be team captain. I think, honestly, that Yzerman passed over Marty to ensure that he's healthy for the Lightning's stretch run. Which makes me wonder who they will name as captain. Team Canada has 5 team captains and three ex-team captains on the squad. I expect it will be Crosby, but I hope it's Weber.
Let's look at the other teams - Sweden is fucking stacked. Only one non-NHL player and apparently the Swedish Hockey Federation has a rule that any international team must have one SEL player on the roster. Russia's pretty tight too, and I'm glad to see they're going with Bob and Semyon (sounds like a sitcom). Bob's earned his accolades. Slovakia is aging, but good D and goaltending can take them far. The Czechs are the same way, though it is interesting to see Jagr named to the squad but Plekanec made captain (not that, as a Habs fan, I am complaining). Swiss probably will do OK, but not great. A far cry from the days when only David Aebischer was the only Swiss player in the NHL though. At this rate they will supplant Germany as the #8 hockey country in the world, if they haven't already. I like Finland, but I am sad to see Saku not make the team. I don't think he wanted to make the team, but I'm still sad.
I had an analysis of what team's NHLers made it then I accidentally deleted Vancouver throwing the whole thing off. Fucktarts. Suffice to say Montreal sends 8, Detroit, St Louis, and Chicago send 10, and Florida sends 2. Figure out the gist.