Official Football Thread

Night Prowler

Customer Deathcycle Manager
Staff member
Looks like Higuain is off to Chelsea, while Milan is signing Krzysztof Piątek from Genoa who is the top non-rapist scorer of Serie A at the moment.

Higuain is a sad and weak fat bastard like Bonucci.

Niall Kielt

Pulled Her At The Bottle Top
Utd for 3rd. Arsenal next, too.
Rashfords goal was class. I'm not his biggest fan, guarantee hes at somebody like West Ham in 3 years but his touch is brilliant, at times.

Night Prowler

Customer Deathcycle Manager
Staff member
Cardiff's record signing, striker Emiliano Sala, was in an airplane that seems to have gone missing over the English channel... Fucking hell.


Ancient Mariner
That would be the biggest transfer sum for a Dutchman.

Would not have minded if he stayed longer in the Dutch competition.

Black Wizard

Cereal Litigator
Monaco have suspended Thierry Henry as they consider his future after his abysmal first few months as a manager. The guy who has been put in charge in the meantime is the guy who Henry replaced in the first place. This does beg the question: what the fuck were Monaco thinking appointing Henry in the first place?

The Flash

Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
They messed up big time by letting Leonardo Jardim go. His success in the previous years should've been enough to keep him around after a bad start.