Official Football Thread

[Black Wizard]

No Shaqiri, no party What a night.

I hope that cheered you up!

 

[Night Prowler]

It did. Now there's a miniscule chance of at least Europa League.

 

[Black Wizard]

It did. Now there's a miniscule chance of at least Europa League.

Then Arsenal can visit with Xhaka and Lichsteiner.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Hm, Man Utd are actually trying to play proper football this time around. Nice change from the home game.

Juve still do look more threatening when coming forward, though.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The commentator consistently pronounces Young "Yang". One who is watching and doesn't know United's players must believe there's a rather dark Chinese guy running down that right flank.

Perhaps United should also sign Yin? The twins Yin and Yang, like the Da Silva twins

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Also, Sergio Ramos should be in prison. Tr00 kvnt.

 

[Black Wizard]

Apparently the goal was amazing.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Ugh.

 

[Night Prowler]

Fucking Bonucci never did that with us. Bastard.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

This game has become more and more as I feared it would.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Mata!

 

[Black Wizard]

Juan Mata, there's only Juan Mata, only Juan Mata.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

But two Andy Gorams. Or so I've heard.

 

[Night Prowler]

Bonucci own goal LOL

 

[Black Wizard]

But two Andy Gorams. Or so I've heard.

How did you know about that one?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

This is a sweet crime in the making. A robbery, to be more precise. A wonderful robbery.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

How did you know about that one?

I am a football geek, that's how. I know a lot of pointless things!

 

[Night Prowler]

This is a sweet crime in the making. A robbery, to be more precise. A wonderful robbery.

No, Robbery plays for Bayern.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

No, Robbery plays for Bayern.

 

[matic22]

Juve might have Ronaldo, but they still choke at the end.