Official Football Thread

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Big Zlat to start every game. Lukaku out. Everton was his level.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Grumble. Grumble.

Fuck Sheik Mansour and fuck Pep and fuck his Smurfs.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

As a Utd fan, I say 2nd is nowhere. We will be closest to City come May and I reckon Jose can chug us to the top. #1999 #believe

 

[Night Prowler]

Manchester United and Manchester City players and staff clash in tunnel as Jose Mourinho is hit on head by bottle and doused in milk while coach Mikel Arteta is left with a cut to the head and Ederson confronts Portuguese boss

 

[The Flash]

I like it. Wanna see six red cards in Etihad.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I like it. Wanna see six red cards in Etihad.

Fuckin right. Get Roy Keane on the back room staff

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[matic22]

My predictions:

Juve - Tottenham; anything could happen, but I would give the upper hand to Tottenham
Basel - City; City goes to next round
Porto - Liverpool; Liverpool goes to next round
Sevilla - United; United goes to next round
Real - P$G; Anything could happen, if I had to choose I whish they would be both eliminated
Shaktar - Roma; Anything could happen, Roma has the upper hand
Chelsea - Barcelona; Anything could happen, Barcelona has the upper hand
Bayern - Besiktas; Bayern goest to next round

 

[The Flash]

Poor Beşiktaş. Become the first Turkish team ever to top a group, only to draw Bayern in the second round.

PSG must feel awful. They topped the group ahead of Bayern and got Real Madrid while Bayern got Beşiktaş.

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[The Flash]

Napoli - Leipzig should be fun.

 

[Night Prowler]

Hoping all the favorites crash against each other so that Milan can win this thing and go to CL next season. 4th place in Serie A is unreachable. Luckily for us, there's 2 months until the first EL game so that has to be enough for Gattuso to figure out the team.

 

[Albie]

My predictions:

Juve - Tottenham; anything could happen, but I would give the upper hand to Tottenham
Basel - City; City goes to next round
Porto - Liverpool; Liverpool goes to next round
Sevilla - United; United goes to next round
Real - P$G; Anything could happen, if I had to choose I whish they would be both eliminated
Shaktar - Roma; Anything could happen, Roma has the upper hand
Chelsea - Barcelona; Anything could happen, Barcelona has the upper hand
Bayern - Besiktas; Bayern goest to next round

I think most of those are pretty much spot on. I would love to see Spurs get one over on Juve.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Juve will totally womble Spurs. At least 3 goals on aggregate

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Man Utd to lose 2-1
City to get destroyed as soon as they face a Real Team

 

[The Flash]

Juve will totally womble Spurs. At least 3 goals on aggregate

Could happen, but Tottenham beat out Real Madrid for the top spot in their group. They're nothing to sneeze at.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Totally true but one swallow does not a summer make. Juve are a class outfit. Not world beaters but certainly Spurs beaters.
I reckon it will come down to tactics rather than personnel

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Personnel? Thats for assholes

 

[Night Prowler]

I would bet on Spurs if Alderweireld returns before the game and no one else is injured.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]