Official Football Thread

[The Flash]

Buffon is the greatest goalkeeper ever.

Irrelevant to his current status.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Have ye never heard of Humungus Peter Schmichael? Nor Packie 'Iron Curtain' Bonner? Or Shay 'The Chin' Given? Still, Mr Buffon makes a tidy 99

 

[Black Wizard]

France couldn't score against Luxembourg.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

On the other hand, Germany used only 9:15 to score against Norway the embarassment is strong tonight. The Krauts are displaying "Das Beste oder nichts" in the hometown of Mercedes-Benz.

The game could just as well have been played in Ingolstadt as they also have "Vorsprung durch Technik".

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Oxerlade Chamberpot is awful. No brains or feet. Enjoy, Liverpool!!

 

[Night Prowler]

@ Norway

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

At least we conceded one less in the 1st half than Brazil did in 2014.

Bah, we offered much more resistance in 1940.

 

[Black Wizard]

Wow, Norway got battered.

Scotland did what they needed to to by beating Malta. England just about did what we needed them to do by beating Slovakia. If Scotland win their final two games against Slovakia and Slovenia then they'll finish second and have a chance of getting into the play-offs. I'm not expecting it to happen though.

Oxerlade Chamberpot is awful. No brains or feet. Enjoy, Liverpool!!

No feet? Go watch the goal he scored against Scotland.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I shall do no such thing, I shall judge him on the pish he offered up thos evening.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I youtubed it. It was indeed a footastic effort

 

[The Flash]

Oxerlade Chamberpot is awful. No brains or feet. Enjoy, Liverpool!!

He has the feet, but no brains is right. I'm ecstatic that we sold him for that price.

 

[Black Wizard]

I shall do no such thing

I youtubed it

You are the most inconsistent person in the world.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

To be a top ranking individual on a global scale in any particular field surely displays a certain level of consistency, no?

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

He has the feet, but no brains is right. I'm ecstatic that we sold him for that price.

Certainly a great bit of business for Arsenal. Now, if only ye could get rid of Wenger....

 

[Night Prowler]

Ireland

We're gonna win the World Cup.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

It will go down to the wire. Ireland will beat Wales in the last game and get to the play offs. Simple.

 

[The Flash]

Crucial win for Turkey against Croatia to keep their hopes alive. Match against Iceland in October is a must win.

 

[Night Prowler]

Jose Sosa leaving Beşiktaş due to security concerns. So it begins...

A bit more than a year later, Jose Sosa signs for Trabzonspor

Milan gets 6m, Sosa gets 5m right away and 6m per year on a 3 year contract... Kinda ridiculous considering he's like 6th midfield choice for Milan, but it seems he's really highly rated in Turkey

 

[Night Prowler]

Mané is a fucking idiot.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Ugly scoreline for Liverpool, this. Boom, their entire goal difference from the Arsenal game cancelled.