Official Football Thread

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Well, beating West Brom isn't that impressive. Doing the same to Chelsea though ... well, the season's still young, but no doubt City have had the most impressive start.

 

[Night Prowler]

So Man City is gonna cash out 40m + Mangala on loan for Otamendi... I don't think he's worth that much tbh.

 

[Night Prowler]

Kovacic going to Real Madrid from Inter Inter is such a shit club.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Referees giving Liverpool a helping hand today. First a Bournemouth goal is disallowed for use of arms - in a fashin that defenders get away with all the time. Then Benteke scores after Coutinho, who is clearly offside, slightly misses the ball. What a GREAT MUSICIAN.

 

[The Flash]

Helped me a great deal in the Fantasy Premier League though, Benteke goal with a Henderson assist. Got both on my team.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

So that wrongfully allowed goal was the whole difference between the teams today. Bournemouth didn't have a lot to offer, though. They won many corners, but didn't create anything at all from open play.

 

[Night Prowler]

Memphis

 

[The Flash]

Memphis

So talented. I can't watch the game currently but I saw the first goal. One of the biggest young talents in world football, United hit the jackpot with him.

 

[Night Prowler]

Second one is even better: http://streamable.com/kpia

What a monster.

 

[Night Prowler]

Fellaini

 

[Black Wizard]

From the Besitkas Academy, Turkey's next superstar: http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anBzqX5_460sv.mp4

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

A Celtic fan will regret a tweet tonight.

Berget scored twice for Malmö against Celtic.

 

[The Flash]

From the Besitkas Academy, Turkey's next superstar: http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/anBzqX5_460sv.mp4

Probably doesn't crack the first team until 20, gets loaned out to four different clubs and receive no playing time, comes back at 23 and rots on the bench being labelled "too young to play". Then gets sold to lower tier clubs. Business as usual in Turkey.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Good performances from Molde and Rosenborg tonight, both on the way to the EL group stage.

Odds BK looked at a potential shock result when they lead BvB by 3-0 after 20 minutes. But the Germans showed their actual class later, and turned it around to win 4-3. An insane game of football.

 

[Black Wizard]

A bit of an odd match I suppose one might say?

 

[The Flash]

The odds weren't indicating such a result.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

That club name begs for puns in the English-speaking domain for sure. But I think the word "odd" in Old Norse means spearhead/arrowhead. Hence the arrow in the club's logo. Odd is also used as a first name. So is Even ...

 

[Ariana]

"Hi, I'm Odd."
"Yeah, I can see that. What's your name?"

 

[The Flash]

That club name begs for puns in the English-speaking domain for sure. But I think the word "odd" in Old Norse means spearhead/arrowhead. Hence the arrow in the club's logo. Odd is also used as a first name. So is Even ...

At least they're not Deportivo Moron.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

"Hi, I'm Odd."
"Yeah, I can see that. What's your name?"

Hu was the previous leader of China.