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[The Flash]

It snowed more today than it did the entire last winter. Tomorrow's classes cancelled

 

[MrK]

INT. TUCSON AIRPORT - MORNING

A young TSA AGENT pulls my bag aside to inspect it. He looks at the x-ray and casually asks, “You got tortillas in here?”

I nod. He waves me through.

 

[Black Wizard]

Tortillas. Dangerous Mexican food which poses a threat to national security in the United States of America. The Dems are ignoring the very dangerous tortilla problem which is coming across the border! They are refusing to fund my anti-tortilla security systems! Bad for America! I am proud to own the shutdown to Keep America Safe!

 

[MrK]

If elected, I will fight for policies allowing all tortillas access across the border for the good of the people! No tortilla shall be denied! No tortilla detained!

 

[Black Wizard]

This is nacho country tortillas! Taco good look at yourselves and you'll realize you don't fit in here. Tortillas are bad hambres! Fajita about them coming into our country!

 

[bearfan]

Got a Book of Souls plane for Christmas ... will be spending part of today putting it together. Very cool

 

[bearfan]

INT. TUCSON AIRPORT - MORNING

A young TSA AGENT pulls my bag aside to inspect it. He looks at the x-ray and casually asks, “You got tortillas in here?”

I nod. He waves me through.

I got pulled over at O'Hare last week for additional inspection of a box of Fannie Mae candy. Lady in front of me for a banana bread

 

[Collin]

Make Quesadillas Great Again!

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Taco good look at yourselves

 

[Diesel 11]

Ad on MaidenFans: “Is Jesus coming back soon? What do you think? Vote now!”

 

[Wogmidget]

Got a Book of Souls plane for Christmas ... will be spending part of today putting it together. Very cool

The Revell 1/144 kit?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Do they get you high? asking for a friend . . .

No they didn't because the ones I had didn't contain THC.

 

[Night Prowler]

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about Travis, but hell fucking yeah.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about Travis, but hell fucking yeah.

Basically, you can get food items that are made with marijuana that get you stoned when you eat them.

 

[Fudgeclank]

And so Christmas and Boxing Day 2018 come to an end. Sad face. People always bang on about how quickly the year goes but this year it really hit me. I don't like getting older.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

I don't like getting older.

I didn't like it when I was 39. By the time I was 41 I was fine .

 

[Diesel 11]

And so Christmas and Boxing Day 2018 come to an end. Sad face. People always bang on about how quickly the year goes but this year it really hit me. I don't like getting older.

Yeah the years just seemed to stretch at first but starting in the last two years they really sped up, and now it’s just a whir for me. Phew.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Just remember that you're only as young as you feel on the inside.

 

[Diesel 11]

Then I’m a fucking mess.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

That doesn't sound good.