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Indeed, it is the latter. Fever, cough, chills. And Steve Harris & British Lion is tonight, and I can barely get out of bed.
 
I was thinking it was "I am, unbelievably, sick", but I should've known LC's grammar wasn't that bad. ;)

Regardless, I hope you feel better soon.
 
LooseCannon said:
Yeah. That's pretty much it. I've taken every type of medication I can, and I can still barely get up for a piss. I haven't been this sick in years. Why tonight?!
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There's a certain type of "herbal" medication that has recently been made legal there. It always helps to make me feel better. That does really suck so much about the timing of it all though. I hope you get well soon.
 
Earlier today I wrote about my dream in the dream thread. It was about MaidenFans having a dedicated Subforum for lists. This inspired me. I wrote a song.
@Diesel 11

“Dream of Lists’
From the album ‘Brave New List’ (2000)

Have you ever felt, you never made enough lists,
But you don’t know how?
Another top ten of this, and a top five that!
I made another one now, I continue typing!

Don’t know why I feel this way, made a new thread, my fourth today!.
More list threads come again, into my mind.
And I think I’ve seen this list, it’s top ten Iron Maiden songs.
More list threads come again, Into my mind.

All my hopes and expectations, looking for an explanation, have I found my destination. I’ll start a new list now!

The lists are true
The lists are true
The lists are true
The lists are true

I haven’t seen this list before, “5 favorite songs about war”
Something makes me feel so whole inside
I feel like this could be a Dream, “top 5 songs written by Steve”
This list makes me feel so whole inside!

All my hopes and expectations, looking for an explanation, have I found my destination. I’ll start a new list now!

I only list in black and white, I only list cause I’m alive!
I only list in black and white, I only list to save me from my self!
I only list in black and white, I only list cause I’m alive!
I only list in black and white, I only list to save me from my self!

The lists are true
The lists are true
The lists are true
The lists are true

I get up and turn on my phone, another list thread shown.
Scared to fall asleep and not type lists again.
Nothing that I won’t dare list, now that that I can’t compare
To letting loose the lists deep inside my head.

Dread to think what my be stirring, the list threads are reoccurring
Got to keep on listing, saving me from my self

Repeat chorus like 5 times or something

Lost, in a dream of lists
Lost, in a paradox
Lost, in time spent listing
Lost, a nightmare with no lists
Lost, a list that I revisit,
Lost, in time numbering
Lost, listless existence
Lost, a nightmare with no lists
 
I like where it's going!

"Brave New List"

MaidenFans in a trance
Thread that's not needed here
Lost my taste, lost my face
In this forum of fear
I have seen many lists
In this lifetime alone
Cried's blessing is no more
Bring our listmaker back home

Wilderness, house of lists
Makes no sense of it all
Close this mind, dull this brain
Rank them before we fall
What you see, it is real
Those who list will now tell
All is lost, sold your soul
To this brave new list

Another list
A fucking list
Another list
A fucking list
It's a fucking list
Yet another list
It's a fucking list
Not another list...

Listing kings, ranking queens
Where is salvation now?
Lost my scores, lost my dreams
Go back and re-rank them again!
Silent screams, laughing here
Ranking to tell you the truth
You are ranked and you are wanked
In this brave new list

Another list
A fucking list
Another list
A fucking list
It's a fucking list
Yet another list
It's a fucking list
Not another list

Another list
A fucking list
Another list
Another fucking list
Another fucking list
Not another list
Don't fucking list
Another fucking list...

Not again, not again
No more fucking lists...
 
Brave New List
1. The WickerList
2. Ghost of the List Maker
3. Brave New List
4. List Brothers
5. The MerciLister
6. Dream of Lists
7. The Fallen List
8. The NoList
9. Out of the Silent List
10. The Thin Line Between Lists and Hate
 
"We wanted this tracklist to be special, that extra bit of list magic," says Head Lister Steve "Listy" Harris.

"It was insane, we were listing like mad dogs," says Co-Lister Dave "Top 10 and a Smile" Murray.

"If there's one thing I like more than prancing like a fool," says Associate List Freak Janick "Rank These Ballerinas" Gers, "it's doing another fucking list."

"Returning to Maiden opened up the doors to something I would never have done in my solo career," says Bruce "Slave to the Power of Lists" Listinson.

"Yowza, mo' list," says List Whacker Nick McList.

In the words of Adrian Smith, "Miss me with that shit."
 
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