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[JudasMyGuide]

This implies that what I am doing at work today is too much routine to occupy my working memory, giving room for earworms.

I don't imply that, oh Gosh forbid. Wikipedia does.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

"Sir, could I, maybe... I don't know, get a promotion or could you switch me to another position?"
"Why so, Mr. Wingman?"
"Well, I'm getting earworms."
"What worms?"
"Earworms! You see, the Wikipedia says when you get that, your brain is not actually engaged enough."
"First of all, don't stand so close to me, I don't want to get any of your damn worms. Second of all, you are FIRED, Mr. "my brain is not engaged enough". FIRED! I'm not even talking about the fact you're surfing in your work time."

(Do the Police now play in your head? )

 

[Ariana]

Sunburn sucks. I know I get sun burnt very easily, so I take extreme precaution to avoid that. As a result, I almost manage to save the riskiest areas like my face, shoulders and back, only to get the reddest, most painful... ankles.

 

[LooseCannon]

only to get the reddest, most painful... ankles.

Someone is foregoing socks for the next little bit.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

(Do the Police now play in your head? )

No, the Metal Gods are staying.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Sunburn sucks. I know I get sun burnt very easily, so I take extreme precaution to avoid that.

Extreme would be submerging yourself in a bathful of sunblock cream, in a cave. It sounds like you still went outside in the sun. You're not very good at avoiding.

 

[Perun]

You're right, when having a beach holiday with kids, it's best to stay inside.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Of course I'm right.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

It's definitely safer. Well... usually...

Do you know what's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Spoiler

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

 

[Legatodave]

cried is correct and Perun you are incorrect. It's best to stay inside when the sun is out fully. it's not called sunBURN for nothing!

 

[CriedWhenCRIEDLeft]

Of course Cried is right. Stop fooling yourselves.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Sunburn sucks. I know I get sun burnt very easily, so I take extreme precaution to avoid that. As a result, I almost manage to save the riskiest areas like my face, shoulders and back, only to get the reddest, most painful... ankles.

I once had my upper arm look like the flag of Poland.

 

[Legatodave]

Of course Cried is right. Stop fooling yourselves.

you seem to be this second cried. I was really talking about the first one who spoke.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

you seem to be this second cried. I was really talking about the first one who spoke.

I think he meant him, actually.

 

[CriedWhenCRIEDLeft]

you seem to be this second cried. I was really talking about the first one who spoke.

I was talking about Cried indeed.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Bruce is in command.

I thought the Illuminati were in command?

 

[Ariana]

Extreme would be submerging yourself in a bathful of sunblock cream, in a cave.

Wearing a burka. Yeah, I get the idea.

 

[Legatodave]

this makes no sense to me Judasguide! But I will accept you explanation!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The silliness meter currently reads "out of measurement range" ...

 

[Legatodave]

I have been the member of other metal forums before but have never seen sunburn talked there.