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JudasMyGuide
Ancient Mariner
"Sir, could I, maybe... I don't know, get a promotion or could you switch me to another position?"
"Why so, Mr. Wingman?"
"Well, I'm getting earworms."
"What worms?"
"Earworms! You see, the Wikipedia says when you get that, your brain is not actually engaged enough."
"First of all, don't stand so close to me, I don't want to get any of your damn worms. Second of all, you are FIRED, Mr. "my brain is not engaged enough". FIRED! I'm not even talking about the fact you're surfing in your work time."
(Do the Police now play in your head?
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"Why so, Mr. Wingman?"
"Well, I'm getting earworms."
"What worms?"
"Earworms! You see, the Wikipedia says when you get that, your brain is not actually engaged enough."
"First of all, don't stand so close to me, I don't want to get any of your damn worms. Second of all, you are FIRED, Mr. "my brain is not engaged enough". FIRED! I'm not even talking about the fact you're surfing in your work time."
(Do the Police now play in your head?
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Someone is foregoing socks for the next little bit.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
(Do the Police now play in your head?
No, the Metal Gods are staying.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
Meme Only Account
Extreme would be submerging yourself in a bathful of sunblock cream, in a cave. It sounds like you still went outside in the sun. You're not very good at avoiding.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
Meme Only Account
Of course I'm right.
JudasMyGuide
Ancient Mariner
It's definitely safer. Well... usually...
Do you know what's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Do you know what's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Legatodave
Nomad
cried is correct and Perun you are incorrect. It's best to stay inside when the sun is out fully. it's not called sunBURN for nothing!
CriedWhenCRIEDLeft
The Bucket Liszt
Of course Cried is right. Stop fooling yourselves.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
I once had my upper arm look like the flag of Poland.Sunburn sucks. I know I get sun burnt very easily, so I take extreme precaution to avoid that. As a result, I almost manage to save the riskiest areas like my face, shoulders and back, only to get the reddest, most painful... ankles.
Legatodave
Nomad
you seem to be this second cried. I was really talking about the first one who spoke.
JudasMyGuide
Ancient Mariner
I think he meant him, actually.
CriedWhenCRIEDLeft
The Bucket Liszt
I was talking about Cried indeed.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
I thought the Illuminati were in command?
Ariana
Black-and-white leopard
Wearing a burka. Yeah, I get the idea.
Legatodave
Nomad
this makes no sense to me Judasguide! But I will accept you explanation!
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
The silliness meter currently reads "out of measurement range" ...
Legatodave
Nomad
I have been the member of other metal forums before but have never seen sunburn talked there.